Tool to adjust Vulcan, Mutant, and Cricket hammer spring
Guys, I need to patent this newly-developed technology to help Vulcan, Mutant, and Cricket owners adjust the hammer spring on their gun with the OEM HST adjustment screw. It’s so multifunctional that you can even use the tool to eat with. See invention below. You can thank me over dinner tonight.
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Come on fellers, I can’t give away the product specifications. A guy’s got to make a living too, you know.
Presently, the patent office has placed my application on “pending status” and has informed me that my invention may be deemed “insignificant” after a complete analysis because it could be a direct copy of an eating utensil. Further, the office stated that if a patent were to be issued, the tool may later become an industry standard and may very well force people to no longer consider using such a utensil when dining at upscale restaurants, consequently prompting them to disregard proper dining etiquette. 🙄
In my attempt to convince the patent office that the tool may be a breakthrough contraption, I provided them with the following range of uses, some of which are:
* Obviously, eating.
* Removing small pieces of food between your teeth.
* Scratching the occasional itch on your back and, umm, other sensitive areas of your body.
* A projectile on a ghetto-style slingshot.
* Picking up small dead critters, especially for those so-called hunters who get freaked out from holding slithery, furry, and scaly creatures. Or, it can even be used as a manual tester to poke poisonous quarry to confirm if they’re actually dead.
* Removing fine, stubborn grit on stovetops.
* My personal favorite – can be adjusted to form a subtle gesture of “flipping-the-bird” to someone looking at your partner at a horrible restaurant.
* Many, many more…
we need a video of how to make.what are the specks on such a precision tool.i wish reaper would chime in and help.
Where Are YOU REAPER’O 😆
FatDude & oakey
Take this with a grain of salt as you know how rumors are. Supposedly a 911 operator was said to have dispatched a search team to the area to locate 2 broken teeth.
But a less reputable source suggested there may well be a temporary delay of manufacture while a new supplier of handles is located.
Can I get one when will they be available?
hi, how much are you selling them for?
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That guy named Albert that works in the patent office is a mutant mole and often tries to confuse applicants with statements about the RELATIVITY of their invention. Don’t fall for his contrived bull shit as his ife reported that Al often gets his socks on the wrong feet and his big toe polks holes in them. I believe she was darned well considering giving the dummy a boot. He is just trying to polk holes in the designated usefulness of your inteligently designed Vulcan Hammer Spring Adjustment Tool 😳
Any resemblance to actual history is purely intentional :8: :nono: