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Who lives near the Dallas Metroplex

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Know of any decent air gun supply stores nearby?

Poor ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

Taipan Air Rifles

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My Dear Mr. ‘Crack….

Air gun supplies, what I meant to type was “air gun supplies”, and accidentally referenced your door knobs. Happens when you get old.

You gotta learn to read between the lines on my posts. Many of them are poorly understood.

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Old Man Hooter,

Please come on over to my private estates, please read all my huge signs saying “private property, traspassers enter at your own risk!” And please do set off all my critter alarms so I can test my airguns. I cant wait & Ive never seen an old senile humpback sasquach carrying his big medicine bottle of “mycocksafloppin” roaming around w/ his 1/4″ pecker doing the “helicopter” I’m for sure the Shorty can accurately shoot that helicopter down for the count…haha…

Yes, D/FW has been Blessed today to have cloudy mid 80’s temps from the 101 degree normals…

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