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My Best Girl!

Is it just me, or do others here feel impelled to kiss their guns after an amazing shot…?

I find myself covering Angelina with kisses throughout the day. God, I love her! 😳

Sharp SHooter, LOOK OUT! I’m comin’ to getcha!

Airforce Rifles/Pistols

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I just picture the bathroom scene in Full Metal Jacket where Pile is stroking his gun and talking sexy to it, right before he shoots the sarge in the chest.

quote AngelinaJimmy:

Is it just me, or do others here feel impelled to kiss their guns after an amazing shot…?

LOL ! 😛

quote JFK:

Thats interesting, tongue or no tongue? OK, I’ve given my gun a hug once or twice so I have shown it some affection.

Hey, JFK, help me out here! I’m gettin’ clobbered! 😯

I bless the LORD… oh my God I say.

You are either a terrible shot or you got a lemon! 😀

I love you Angelina!!!!!!!!

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have you considered therapy?
or are you already on the sex offenders registry?[/quote]

LOL! …yes, I was thinking about therapy… but since when was it a crime to
fondle your guns?! 😈

[quote=”AngelinaJimmy”
Haven’t you ever just propped her up on her pretty little legs, sat her in a nice light with lots of space around her and just gazed at her with the utmost admiration as she sat there at attention, [/quote]

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have you considered therapy?
or are you already on the sex offenders registry?

quote Shadoh:

Bah, where is a drill Sargent when you need one?

“This is my rifle, this is my gun…….

Oh come on, shadoh!
Haven’t you ever just propped her up on her pretty little legs, sat her in a nice light with lots of space around her and just gazed at her with the utmost admiration as she sat there at attention, waiting for you to point her in direction of your next doomed little rodent or crow??

You gotta show love, bro!
If you dont, someone else will! 🙄

Bah, where is a drill Sargent when you need one?

“This is my rifle, this is my gun…….

GOOD! I am not the only one… Come on guys, Speak up! 😉

Thats interesting, tongue or no tongue? OK, I’ve given my gun a hug once or twice so I have shown it some affection.

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