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62 retired trucker/disabled trucked for 30yrs over2.5million miles been in every state and canada married to the same girl 39yrs 2 lovely daughters only 1 grandson he is my life now.we love to shoot my red ryder he can smoke a ground hog at 20ft. love to fly fish /tie flies /make fly rods /hunt anything /ride 4 wheeler Kaw bayou /just be outdoors. i have only been air gunning about 2yrs.2 condors/logun solo/marauder/
discovery/3 2250xt. got a couple of toys and shoot them just about every day.well thats me and i hate crowds over 4 😆
65year old, retired. Father of a 24y.o. daughter, and a 28y.o. son who unfortunately has had to suffer through 5 major Cancer surgeries. Has gone through it all without a minute of complaining.
I just try and keep myself from falling apart, and selfishly pray that God lets me die before he does.
Oh yeah, married twice…..divorced twice!
further to that comment, we could have a shooting comp using a good photo of her for the best placed 10 shots….
Try to get one of her holding a chicken in each hand. 😆
further to that comment, we could have a shooting comp using a good photo of her for the best placed 10 shots….
Wow Hoot, thought I had it bad 😥 😥
That’s why Mrs. SAW and I don’t have kids, when I die I am gonna have my power tools buried with me 😯
You have good spirits and make me laugh out loud to myself, keep up the great posts 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
And if you can let’s see a picture of the old cow of neighbor of yours, or the decapitated chickens.
Later-
SAW
Hoot; There are several posible solutions to your problem. Here’s one. While invitro abortion is out for your current problem I suggest a political movement to allow post natal abortions. As an example a baby that’s 40 years old would benefit from an abortion at the 480 month mark. Hope this helps. AKULA
Well congrats for making it this far Hoot but, you are the hairyest bald man I ever saw…..lol
66 years old. Born in Southern Illinois. Raised by two hard core alcoholics. Father was a criminal (Shelton Bros. Gang in S. Ill and Kentucky) and my mother was a whore. Fast forward nineteen years of hell to adulthood…
Twenty-five years with GTE Telecommunications. Got a bachelors degree at age 40 going to night school. Got my Masters degree at Duke U. going to school nights and weekends at age 50, retired soon after.
Spend the next ten years in Texas as a Labor Law Mediator, and Civil/Family Law court-ordered Mediation. (No, I’m not an attorney. I tried to get into law school, but my parents were married, and I was thus denied admission!) College instructor, computor literacy, nights and weekends for five years while a mediator. State jobs don’t pay too good. At age 59, retired from the Great Republic of Texas after a slight case of prostate cancer, radical surgery, seven weeks of radiation. Spent most of the next year in bed from chronic fatigue, radiation poisoning, burnt colon, 24/7 diarrhea. Damn near died, sometimes wish I had.
At age 60, decided to either get out of bed and live, or die trying. Forced myself to take scuba lessons. Kept at it for three years, till I was certified by N.A.U.I as an Instructor. Taught scuba for a couple of dive shops for a few years, then climbed onto the Great Lunch Wagon, Social Security, and advised my wife I had retired three times, and I wasn’t going to work for anyone again.
Got three grown kids. One, a recovering felon, bar fighter, and drug addict, the second an incredibly successful Chemical Engineer who is pursuing a hobby as an alcoholic, and the third, a newly married drama queen, who (no shit!) married a woman by mistake in her first marriage. Pervert was taking hormone shots, grew a mustache, wore an “male prostetic”, and told my daughter he/she was very shy about nudity because of scars from when his/her parents set his crib on fire. She believed him/her and never saw the sicko naked in the light. She got suspicious when her “husband” started having periods. Ask me how many tens of thousands of dollars that cost me… I owned a brand new BMW RS1100 motorcycle, my dream bike. Less than a year later, had to sell it to cover the felony attorney costs for my drug addict/burgler asshole son. I put all three of them through college. I paid the bills. See what an education does for you?
My advice to anyone considering children is, their cute when young, but they grow into adults, come back, and are very very costly in the long run.
Been married 42 years. Which I don’t mind…if it just hadn’t been to the same woman!!!! Man needs a change from time to time. Now it costs me $125 a half hour when I need a “change of pace”.
Owned my first pellet rifle, a .177, 700 fps, HW 55, from Beemans, in 1970. Eventually got away from shooting, came back this year when I saw PCPs with shrouds.
Spend my time now stomping snakes, catching catfish, and shooting my neighbors chickens every chance I get. (I hate that complaining old bitch!)
Once a good looking, pleasant young man…I’ve become a bald, mean, sorry, ugly, sum’ bitch, with a bad attitude. G.T.B.J. and I have a lot in common in the head department. But at least he makes an excellent shroud!
All I can brag about is consistantly taking a chicken’s head off at 50 yards. Still…not bad for a 66 year old cancer survivor, with cataracts, arthritis, a wife that doesn’t like him, three kids straight from hell, and just a shade on the psychotic side of sane!
Hoot
(Yes, all this is true. I wish it wasn’t, but those were the cards I was dealt, and I’ve played them the best I knew how!)
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Not that kind of doorman.
I turned the big 50 yesterday. I’ve been single for 3 years now and love it. I still like the occasional visitor about 3 times a week and thats enough for me. I have 2 grown kids and 2 grandkids. I’m a maintenace and facilities manager at a Japanese automotive supplier plant in middle TN. I’ve been into airguns the short time of about 4 years. I first got into springers and that ended when I picked up my first air force rifle. The springers faded and urge for the air force guns grew. I mess around with them every chance I get. I also fish a lot of bass tournaments which is my greatest passion except for the visitors !!! 😆
Ninja were you 32B 32J?
30 years old, married with two daughter’s. British but moved to the US 10 years ago and dont plan on going back. Worked as a Marine Engineer in Royal Navy then as a Doorman through college and now work in Telecommunications.
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I guess my avatar kinda says it. 😉
Oh, and I like shoot’n shit! 😀