Greetings from the hospital….YES STILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still on my back in the hospital! Sorry guys, I have not been on here in a while, a lot of stuff has been going on as you can imagine. Still waiting to get home and put all my mods on my Condor together! But I am still awaiting up to 3 more surgeries to put this Humpty Dumpty back together again!
I am facing 2 ankle fusions and one Jaw surgery, where they put my jaw back in “place”. which we all know can be done with enough alcohol and me talking crap to someone way bigger than me! (Which will be hard to find lol)
But I need to do it the right way, and since I do not drink really, that option is out! SO they are gonna rebreak and re-set! That will feel GRRREAT!
Peace out homies…just wanted to stop in and say hi. Hope all is well
Dan
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Now we are talking Dank,
maybe have them pose with a short white nurse skirt, and a big ole horse sized needle 8) 8) 8) 8)
And if the nurses are reading this thread, well, take care of Dank.
He has been through a rough time and needs some motivation 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
SAW
Ok To be fair. I am gonna take some pics of the hottest nurses here at night, and some in the morning, plus all the hot quote unquote “tail” around this hospital….they are going to be real pics…most of them are my friends so be gentle! LMAO!
Dank-
Keep up the good spirits, and get up and roam down the hall and get yourself some sweet ass young nurse booty 😯 😯 😯
Hey, keep the spirits high, the mind is the thing that controls your body.
SAW
Dank, dont feel too bad about hitting the Doc.
I knocked a nurse on her ass when she got impatient with me at the Xray table.
Hey, when an arm is broke, don’t YANK the arm down flat on the table or my other hand is going to find your chin!!
Hope things work out for you. I wouldn’t be looking forward to getting my jaw reset like that.
Hospitals generally have long hallways, the perfect indoor range …. I’d be setting up a target down at the far end and give it hell buddy !!!! Wishing you the best and a speedy recovery pal !!!!!
Walk I can only imagine how hard it is to fix ugly, I mean how many surgeries have you been through? Still aint working, but they were finally able to get that unibrow and over extended dickie doo belly of yours reduced.
Buzzcat—-no pain=no pain, when you suffered what I have suffered so far, and there are many people worse off than I, I have thought about death, but since I have already been there almost a year ago to the day (OCT 07) I have decided not to make that trip again, plus if I did I won’t get to play with my Condor anymore!!!
Mr llama…I know about that crap! I had a Rhino septo plasty (nose surgery)
I woke up in the middle of the surgery and said “Hey what the F*(&^ are you doing! I am supposed to have KNEE surgery not NOSE!” then I passed out again. Ever see a bunch of docs simultaneously shit their pants? I have!
Then I woke up in recovery, the docs came in laughing, said that was funny, but they had some good news and bad news. The good news is the surgery went well. the bad news is they have to do another Rhino septo plasty. I was like SHI* on me, why didn’t you just fix it this time?
They said no, as they held up my EKG, they say…right about here *pointing to a spike in heart rate* “is where we pulled out the cartledge in your nose, and at this spot” *pointing to a really high spike*” IS where you jerked up and punch the doctor assisting me in the nose and broke his nose”
So all the surgeries I have undergone in the past year I tell them 1. I do not numb or knock out easily and 2. strap me down
but I still ugly as fu(k! I don’t know if I will be able to have the doc takes pics, I wanna see them also. Good idea dude!
Obviously some people hear can’t read to find humor, need a coloring book. 😛
Get well soon! Keep us in the loop. Ask the doc to take pictures during surgery. As little as anyone wants to admit, we all want to see some gross surgery pics. Plus they are wild to look at after surgery, you want to punch the doctor for cutting all those holes in you!
Edit: Oh, dont’ forget to tell your doctor not to leave any surgical instruments in you. Before my nose surgery I told the doctor if I found out he had left anything in my nasal cavity that wasn’t supposed to be there I was going get it out and beat him to death with it. Good chuckle for both of us, then I was asleep. 😀 But it does happen! I figure it’s good to remind him not to forget to take everything out. 😛
G-Damn…
Take the pain, if it doesn’t kill you it’ll only make you stronger.
Hang tough, and the best of Irish Luck to you.
Walk you can do better than a smiley picture I have seen so much better from you now put up a picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its hard to fix ugly 😛
Taking it good…get well soon
later
Best of luck Dan. Your positive attitude will help out a lot on the path to recovery.
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Yeah. “motivation” 😉 😉 8)