You might be an airguner if ( )?

Your scope on your air rifle is bigger and more expensive than the one on your firearm…Allen.

LMFAO IJSML(I Just Shit Myself Laughing)!!

You Bastard, that is awesome! HAHAHAHAHAHA

I bow to you, We’re not worthy, We’re not worthy!

When you try to convince your dog that if he improve his accurate you’ll to buy him a new brand airgun

By vanguardman, shot with DSC-P93 at 2009-12-16

Or used it for toilet paper. 😆 😆 😆

wear an eye patch.

You take an otherwise perfectly good airgun, cut the barrel, stock or both shorter, add new parts that total 3x what you paid for the gun, (removing the equivalent original parts in the process), and this all seems perfectly logical and normal to you.

When your air rifle costs more than your car.

I cheated and did a search on this subject, I found some here.

http://www.compasseco.com/blog/2009/05/funny-things-we-do-as-airgunners.html

1. Pellets found in the clothes dryer aren’t thrown away….they are inspected to see if the skirts are still in good enough condition to shoot.

2. Anything wearing feathers is instantly classified as friendly/unfriendly, and range estimation is considered on each unfriendly.

3. While watching Sci-fi TV shows, every new “laser gun” or weapon that the characters use is closely examined to see what airgun it was based upon. (Check out some old Bond movies as a good example!)

4. You WANT starlings to land in your yard so you’ll have something to shoot at!

5. While shopping at Lowe’s or Home Depot, you notice the free-flying birds that are loose in the store, and wonder if you can talk the manager into letting you shoot them after-hours.

6. Driving to the corner store for milk is a chore, but driving 30 miles to pick up 2 tins of pellets is a required outing!

7. You hide extra money or income from loved ones so that you can sneak one more airgun into your collection at an opportune moment.

8. You agree that Tom Skerritt, in “Steel Magnolias”, should have used an airgun to get rid of the birds before the wedding instead of shooting up into the air with a firearm!

9. During lean times, you go through the couch cushions to see if you not only have any spare change down there, but spilled pellets from your pockets.

10. When an animal runs across the road in front of your car, you immediately think what airgun you would have used to shoot it if you had the chance.

11. You raid the pantry, not for food, but for crackers shaped like little animals since they make such good targets!

12. You buy paintballs and golf tees, even though you don’t have a paintball gun or golf. You like putting the paintballs on golf tees to shoot and watch them splatter.

13. During a country drive, you look for shooting venues….old barns, abandoned warehouses, etc….and wonder who owns the property and how you can get in touch with them.

14. During President Reagan’s televised funeral, you noticed the jack rabbit at the bottom of the screen slowly hop across the scene….and you thought…”Hmmm…I wonder….”