Will my Short Edgun smell like smoke???
Ed,
Are you affected by the heavy smoke/smog that has descended upon Moscow?
Will my Short Edgun (on order) be affected? Or will it be “Smoking Hot”?
Just curious.
Hoot 😯
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Well, Moscow is in smoke right now.
I don’t know….I still think Ed uses Russian midgets to assemble the short Matador! However, I see your point, as they need special work conditions:
1) They only work “short” shifts.
2) Their eyes are shorter, so they can’t see all the way to the end of the rifle.
3) If you “short” them on their wages, they are more likely to notice.
4) They may eat “Short Bread” and the crumbs can gum up the triggers.
5) If mailing a letter, they can only lick 1/2 a stamp.
However, they have positive attributes:
1) They take “short” breaks.
2) They tell short jokes on company time.
3) If they get angry at the boss, and try to kick him in the balls, they hit his knee instead.
4) If they need to take a cab to work at the employers expense, you can fit 15 of them in a Volga.
5) If the customers complain your production is slow, you can tell them its due to the “shortage” of workers.
6) A “shortness of breath” is natural to them and isn’t a sign of sickness.
7) A female midget is only pregnant 4 1/2 months!
8) A ruple looks twice as big to them as a full grown adult, so they may work for half wages.
9) They have very small teeth and mouths. At the company picnic you can serve vienna sausages instead of regular hotdogs!
10) Because their bodies are half size, if they get sick, they recover in 1/2 the time and only require 1/2 dosages of medicine.
I just don’t know….
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
Hoot, Ed has to sit down when he works on the short versions, midgets were just too darned expensive. they eat like three times their body weight each day, why do you think they are so short… 😕
midgets assembling airguns…. 😆 😆
Hoot… you are just too funny!!! 😆
I think it’s neat that you care about your employees.
I would like to visit Saint Petersburg and see the historic sights that surround you. Our country is only 225+ years old, so we have limited history compared to the older countries in Eastern Europe.
I also wish our leaders would quit knocking heads. We have much in common and need to be friends more than we need to be enemies.
I’d rather be friends and buy an Edgun, than be vaporized in a multi-megaton hydrogen bomb blast. It’s less painful and a lot more fun!!!
Or, so I’m told!
Hoot 😯
PS: Do you have midgets work on the Short Matadors? Or are they assembled just like the big ones? I’ve always wondered about that! But then I worry about strange things.
Mine should be in the same shipment as yours Hoot and I do want mine to be ‘smokin’ hot also. Really looking forward to the day they arrive Stateside.
Carl
Are you affected by the heavy smoke/smog that has descended upon Moscow?
Will my Short Edgun (on order) be affected? Or will it be “Smoking Hot”?
Just curious.
Hoot 😯
I have only two persons, working on me, who smokes, and I pay extra money to the salary for those who doesn’t smoke, since I prefer to have healthy persons around so I expect you will not smell any odor from the gun 🙂 besides it is shipped via Saint Petersburg, not Moscow 🙂
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Hoot,
You’re too funny 😆
Tony,
That is a big smoke, we saw that on the news channels. Hope the gun shipment does not effect/delay by this smoke 😆