A Chap Waiting For His Airgun Delivery Walks Into A Bar
In the bar are three gorgeous hotties and each holds a brand new bullpup. A beautiful brunette holds a bobcat, a voluptuous red head holds a matador, and a stunning blonde holds a Cricket. Do you know which airgun the gentleman picks? The one with the big tits. 😯
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Oh Shit, Hoot, he’s got your number! Only the wrong throne. I think Hoots is a little south of there! 😈
An airgunner walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender sees the guy with the parrot on his shoulder and walks up to him and says:
“Gee where did you get him?”
The parrot says “I found him on the Yellow Forum – there is thousands of them.”
Three airgun nuts are on a road trip; OG,Hoot and KM. Of course they collide with a tree in 100 mph and die. They get to heaven – like all AG geeks will one day – and God himself, sitting on his throne asks OG : “Why should i let you stay here and not send you downstairs to those other gunowners?” OG says : “I´ve been an animal-lover my whole life” God thinks that´s good enough and lets him in. He then speaks to Knifemaker and and asks the same question. KM answers ” My knives have given a lot of joy for those who´ve bought them”. Needless to say KM is let go thru the Pearly Gates. God then turns towards Hoot and repeats the question. Hoot stares God at the eye,spits on the ground and responds; “You´re sitting on my chair…” 😯
But would you respect her in the morning?
They could team up with Viagra and start making pellets. The tins would of course be blue. The add would go something like this:
Got lead?….In your pencil? The FX Boar Bullpup, we’ll get the lead on target AND in your pencil.
Legal smallprint: FX is in no way responsible if you go blind from looking at the rifle, as with any other ugly woman whose tits your grabbing, beer googles are an important safety precaution.
Shit, more like, too busy looking at the tits to notice the ass is HUGE! 😯
It’s doesn’t matter what a woman looks like as long as she has big tits she will get lots of attention. Even grotesquely large tits… 😐 Note that the women who get the huge additions are usually heinous. :party:
Oh shit, just had an epiphany!!! FX could just add a pair of tits to the BC and everyone would forget about how ugly it is. The expression would have to change to ‘tits on a Bobcat’ then… Perhaps it would be easier to change the BC’s name to The FX Boar Bullpup, then they could use the ‘tits on a boar’ expression as a marketing slogan? :8:
And change the name of the barrel to Smooth Tits!
I expect 5% for my genius input FX, ARE YOU LISTENING…!!! 
The truth of the Week ! 😆
😯 😆
No different than any other guy, throw a nice set of tits in front of us and were all outside the “box” thinking of ways to get in the “box”.
Now that’s thinking outside of the box!
New marketing campaign for FX. If we’re busy looking at the tits, we won’t notice how ugly the Bobcat is.
+1 on the bazooms!
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The bartender sees the guy with the parrot on his shoulder and walks up to him and says:
“Gee where did you get him?”
The parrot says “I found him on the Yellow Forum – there is thousands of them.”
True’er words have never been spoken. 😉
Knife