A PUBLIC APOLOGY TO JOE (80GRIT)!

Joe,

I felt it necessary to make a public apology to you for what i have done! Yeah, i could have PM’d you and said it privately BUT, what i did was so low down and dirty, the only way I could feel better about myself would be to publicly apologize for my behavior today.

The Story:
So me and my buddy S. Bob go over to Dougs to hang with him for a couple of hours and see what he has been up to in his lab. As Doug, S. Bob and i are talking and drinking LOTS OF BEER (cause you know, being drunk causes a man to cheat of course), Doug brings up the topic of your WOMAN! So we talk about her for a minute then, he pulls her out of the corner and sits her right in my lap. I told Doug that i already had a FINE WOMAN and that i didn’t feel right about this. Well, now my buddy S. Bob starts talking in my ear and egging me on and by this time, the beer was really hitting home. Well, it didn’t help that your woman was BARE and warm to the touch and a little loose. Doug also told me to slide her PARTS up and down to check for smoothness and to HANDLE her as much as i wanted. Then my buddy S. Bob starts egging me on again. Of course, i didn’t wanna do this but at the same time, SHE FELT SO RIGHT AND TIGHT! Doug then sais that he has to go to bathroom in a major way but i knew he was lying. He was trying to give us some quiet time. You know, more time to get acquainted with one another. I told Doug, your WOMAN and S. Bob that this wasn’t right and that i should leave. Your woman then tells me to RELAX, drink a couple more beers and to continue stroking her parts Up and Down, Up and Down, Up and Down and to not be gentle.

Well, in the end, to make this horrible story even shorter, i will simply leave you with a pic of what happened with me, S. Bob and your woman. I’m just too embarrassed to talk about this further and i hope you can forgive me JOE………….PLEASE!

The EVIDENCE:

Are we still buds Joe?