Any word on Tony receiving US shipmnent
Anyone heard from Tony on when he will receive the next shipment?
The last I heard was a hangup in shipping in St. Petersburg about two or three weeks ago.
I want my Shorty!
Hoot 😯
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try to squelch the implications of corruption and illegal activity even if you
think it is entertaining…. I can only imagine that it doesn’t translate to
Russian the way you think it might….
BTW, I lost all of the naked poses when my computer crashed a few
months ago…
Really sorry to hear about the loss of the photos. I heard the ones with you in the pink fur cod piece were priceless!
Now, about this post:
I said “bribes”. There’s a tremendous difference between bribes, and the nasty words of “corruption” and “evil”.
Bribes are a time honored tradition in every culture, every country, every political system, in the entire world. It is a tool to expedite and make things happen faster. Let anyone deny that. I will prove them wrong with their own countries history. It’s universal, and it will always be present, because it is the most effective social tool to get things done, to make things happen, or happen faster.
A bribe can be present in the form of favors, gifts, money, goods, services, promises, a “debt” owed in the future, (quid pro quo). Therefore, a bribe is neither corrupt nor evil. It’s simply “you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours”. Both parties benefit. Very seldom is anyone harmed by a bribe. Are they sometimes illegal? Certainly! So is sex, alcohol, cigarettes, dancing, nudity, and canned milk (It was illegal to sell canned milk in Arkansas in the 1960’s). Do these things still happen? I believe they do.
Some people see using power and money for personal gain (bribes) as “evil”. I don’t. They are very effective social and political tools.
It’s a fact that power/money/bribes (in one form or another) are also the forces that make things happen that won’t get attention otherwise. This influence is how laws are passed, how change is effected, how societies are redirected. That’s no secret!
So, my friend, my bribe offer stands. In fact, I’m increasing it to one (1) 12-13 lb catfish FedEx to Tony in Florida, and $50.00 USD cash to Ed “For Educational And Cultural Purposes”, if that will get my Short Edgun moving a bit quicker.
I say this because I believe they both possess a sense of humor. This forum is about having fun, meeting people we would never think of communicating with, and sharing a sport that needs no language.
Tony, do you want the catfish whole, or filleted?
Kindly, ignorant, ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
PS: ‘Crackin, I’ll send you a free Arkansas, salted and sun-dried, possum fur cod piece, if you’ll have more pictures taken. Consider it a bribe!
Every Russian theme movie I’ve seen has indicated that the proper officials need to be bribed to get your goods to the front of the line. Find out how much you are short on that end and we’ll help take up the slack with goods and services!
Do Russian officials eat catfish? I can FedEx them some large catfish.
Mamcracken has several poses of himself nude with his Edgun assortment, and old videos of him in his Chippendale outfits, from back in his adult entertainment days, that he can contribute.
Pablouk can send a rather large assortment of books that explain home remedies to treat diseases that humans catch from sheep. Further, I believe he has several really smart smocks, crotchless leather body stockings, and girl scout uniforms that he has outgrown over the years!
Ted-in-Madison can put together some very convincing spreadsheets and statistics that can be used to confuse and justify just about anything. Very helpful to government officials that need evidence of one sort or another.
WOK can machine an aircraft grade aluminum reusable combination condom/buttstock, adjustable length/width, in either anodized black or natural finish.
Marmot Militia can fix up his EtaC to work as a fart regulator that releases noxious gasses from the human body at a controlled rate, and at various angles, to avoid embarrassing sounds, and keep butt cheeks from slapping shut afterwords. Amazing device! He said the next one will have a USB connector built-in so pressures can be recorded and monitored. We might convince him to toss in some pictures of his wife. If he won’t, I’ve got several that I can spare! (these are not for the faint of heart!!!)
Anyway, I’m sure there are other TOG/TAG forum members that can contribute something to help out.
If that doesn’t work, we can always send their email addresses to Joe Chemtrail.
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
With all due respect Hoot, if you are waiting on a gun, you should really
try to squelch the implications of corruption and illegal activity even if you
think it is entertaining…. I can only imagine that it doesn’t translate to
Russian the way you think it might….
BTW, I lost all of the naked poses when my computer crashed a few
months ago…
Damn Hoot, you are calling in a lot of favours….. 😯
Obviously, someone has failed to pay the proper officials an adequate bribe!
Every Russian theme movie I’ve seen has indicated that the proper officials need to be bribed to get your goods to the front of the line. Find out how much you are short on that end and we’ll help take up the slack with goods and services!
Do Russian officials eat catfish? I can FedEx them some large catfish.
Mamcracken has several poses of himself nude with his Edgun assortment, and old videos of him in his Chippendale outfits, from back in his adult entertainment days, that he can contribute.
Pablouk can send a rather large assortment of books that explain home remedies to treat diseases that humans catch from sheep. Further, I believe he has several really smart smocks, crotchless leather body stockings, and girl scout uniforms that he has outgrown over the years!
Ted-in-Madison can put together some very convincing spreadsheets and statistics that can be used to confuse and justify just about anything. Very helpful to government officials that need evidence of one sort or another.
WOK can machine an aircraft grade aluminum reusable combination condom/buttstock, adjustable length/width, in either anodized black or natural finish.
Marmot Militia can fix up his EtaC to work as a fart regulator that releases noxious gasses from the human body at a controlled rate, and at various angles, to avoid embarrassing sounds, and keep butt cheeks from slapping shut afterwords. Amazing device! He said the next one will have a USB connector built-in so pressures can be recorded and monitored. We might convince him to toss in some pictures of his wife. If he won’t, I’ve got several that I can spare! (these are not for the faint of heart!!!)
Anyway, I’m sure there are other TOG/TAG forum members that can contribute something to help out.
If that doesn’t work, we can always send their email addresses to Joe Chemtrail.
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
The shipment did not start moving towards the US yet 🙁
OUCH!!!… Like a dagger to the heart…..
Shot through the heart, and your to blame! You give love a bad name !
The shipment did not start moving towards the US yet 🙁
OUCH!!!… Like a dagger to the heart…..
It’s me – your favorite Edgun US rep 🙂
The shipment did not start moving towards the US yet 🙁
LMAO!! 😆 😆
Nice one ‘ace!!
I crippled the last squirrel I assulted. Let this be a warning to all of you!
Look below and beware….
Two weeks and they are shipped to U.S. Custom laws changed, as MamPervCrackin mentioned, created some delays.
The “Y” converter has been obtained. Home Depot had them in the plumbing supplies. I got an extra-large, due to Pabs friends “Fisting” him when he was drunk. That’s what happens when a government makes its people pay to watch TV!!! They find other things to amuse themselves.
I called the vets office today. He is Scottish, and advised me that most Englishmen have peckers that are 12″ to 16″ long, and the diameter of a piece of 1/4″ rebar, slightly larger than a #2 pencil. Sorry about that!
He also advised me that since this “Fisting For Fun” activity started, (they have clubs, tournaments, and home get-togethers) constipation has almost ceased to exist in the UK. Now I find that interesting!
If you Google “UK Fisting Fad” you will also read that the government is considering adding a VAT to that activity. Incidentially, the DRE is no longer needed in the UK since most prostates actually hang out now, and can be examined by eye.
Kindest regards….
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Butt Wheat 😯
Just because hurting you is the last thing on my list, doesn’t mean it’s not still on the list!
😯 😯 😆 😆 😆
Hoot thinks you’ll do something like this, if he bothers you too much.
SEE! I told you Butt Wheat! 😆
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It was not pink Hoot 🙄 , it was Coral. You’re so yesterday… Pfffft…