Beware free gifts…
Synopsys sent me a free AF pump, which I spent $100 on parts for, and it never did work. Later, I found it was stolen from a homeless lady from Encino who had used it to beat stray cats to death.
Now he wants $100 each for an Edgun multi-shot magazine which he makes from used toilet paper rolls??????
H 😯 😯 T
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No, they are not available to the public. While hunting, I personally recommend any nearby three leafed bush or vine.
However, for $5.00 US, I am willing to officially “Certify” your air rifle, and send you a genuine certified certificate of certification, suitable for framing. Once your rifle has been “Certified”, this can be used in future sales information allowing that the rifle in question has been “Officially Certified”, and is therefore genuine, and not a cheap Chinese knock-off!
One per customer, operators are standing by.
Kindest regards,
Simple Minded ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
Is it possible to get one of your magazines with some toilet paper still on the roll? Sometimes I have to do more than hunt in the woods. 🙂
Some remarked that the last words Booth cried out, as he was shot down while running out of that barn with his ass on fire, was:
“Tempis Fuckit!!!”
It may not have been transcribed properly, as there was a great deal of commotion at the time.
I wasn’t there, so I can say for sure. I can say the bastards certainly didn’t wear him down….
Kindest regards,
Uncle H 😯 😯 T
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I heard it was later found he followed up that outburst with another…
“Illegitimi non carborundum!”
😉
Let’s not forget what happened to Pablouk and his edible shroud!!!
Your genius is unquestioned, as is the evil that lurks in your seething brain.
However, remember what John Wilkes Booth cried, as he hit the stage:
“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurous Rex!”
That’s one night I won’t forget!
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
PS: Dear forum readers…don’t even try
What, it worked great in theory..? And you wouldn’t imagine the time it took me to get the cardboard roll to index. I had to figure out a way to weld titanium to paper (process is patent pending btw, going to sell it to Apple once it clears).
I just grab the end of the roll, gave it a nice tug and exactly five sheets of Charmin will fall into my hand.
The best part is since it was invented in Russia they can’t patent it, so I have plans to make it an automatic system in the future. That way even armless folks can get the proper amount of toilet paper to wipe their asses just by looking at it. 😀
When i’m a millionaire from this invention i’ll buy everyone an EdGun for St. Patrick’s day! 😎
I can’t, in good faith, recommend Synsopsys’s new manually indexed toilet paper roll based magazine.
All he did was duct tape off one end, and the instructions say to dump 100 pellets in the other end, and hold the other end carefully over the Edgun breech and tap it gently till one pellet comes out and falls into place.
It’s definitely low tech and I, personally, doubt he put that much effort into the design.
Honestly, I think it is way over-priced!
Sincerest regards,
Uncle Hoot
$100, Hoot?
Remember that crappy pump I gave you? Tell you what i’ll buy it back for $1000 and you send me a new R3 and i’ll send you another $1000 and throw in one of my new indexed magazines made from a toilet paper roll.
Can’t beat that with a stick can you? 😆
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HYFKMM!!!