Buckle Up Bitches…..Contest Time!
Got an idea and thought we would have some fun with it.
We are pretty loose and easy going here with a penchant for the absurd and outrageous.
So lets have a contest. I will donate a Tin of Kodiaks .22 or one of my Custom Trigger for the prize. Your choice 😀 For those in world outside the USA you get a trigger if you win.
Whoever can come up with funniest or outrageous “Code of Conduct ” For the TAG members will win. (Serious Codes of Conduct need not apply)
Here are the rules:
It must be funny and anything is allowed except for extremely gross or disgusting stuff. No “Blue Waffle, Tub Girl, BME pain Olympics” type stuff please 🙄 Looking in your direction Tron.
So all you newbies and lurkers now is a good time to nab something for free and get a reputation instantly here on the TAG.
GO!
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you know you want to 😛
The Jelly Jar thing, said poster is subject to
Expulsion
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Shit!!! Not Again!!!! :nono:
The Jelly Jar thing, said poster is subject to
Expulsion
SAW
Hey nobody click this link! Far warning http://tinyurl.com/2g5uxa4 😀
Any reference, hint, or clue even close to
The Jelly Jar thing, said poster is subject to
Expulsion
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I LOVE #4. I feel like you wrote that specifically for me. 😀
Dirty Harry, pay attention! 😎
1. Bullshitters are especially welcome to this forum along with rabbits, pigeons, squirrels etc, infact, anything that can be shot down, grilled, gnawed and picked from between the teeth. Members please note that bullshitters bones are to be spat into the appropriately marked bucket located in the kitchen area of the hunting section.
2. Prospective female members will be vetted using the tried and tested method of “the wet T shirt” contest to the approval of all members. Especially well presented candidates will be used as Walkonkings avatar and presented with a pair of gold spangly hotpants bearing the TAG logo.
3. Members living on the Pacific Coastline or Hawaii are obligated to invite (free of charge) one of the British members (me) to their house once a year for a 3 week holiday. Alternatively, you can offer 1 weeks holiday plus 2 weeks worth of dental treatment on your health insurance. In return, the British members are obligated to teach the American members as many swear words and profanities as he or she can healthily stomach.
4. On no account should any member accuse another members dog of being “gay”. This will result in a life time ban, your barrels ceremoniously bent over Walkonkings knee and your TAG badges torn from your shirt and trampled in the dust. You have been warned.
5. Claims of an epic hunt culminating in a much prized kill must be backed up with a simple, clear photo of the dead beast for all the world to see. Failing that, it might well be regarded as bullshit or a classic case of “the one that got away” Talk is cheap (literally hearsay) material evidence is (literally) the law.
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u understand that TAG has to be browsed in private and that the 12 shot mag is just not happening !
Riff & Jerry are two wide in the lead through turn one! 😆
Riff classic dude!!!!
– New users must have a bouncing titty avatar for a mandatory minimum of 3 months.
Send’m to me I got a skinned mole from Llama ready!!!!
Epic RiffRaff
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1. All members must believe they know what they are talking about, and defend their posts even if not “Verified by Snopes”. In the event your post is proven untrue, see rule 2.
2. All untruthful posts must be presented as the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help you God. Under no circumstances will you admit you were wrong, and it is expected you dig the hole we will bury you in. Then the poster must be willing to hear how he/she is an idiot for believing in God.
3. All members must be master switchmen. Under no circumstances will any thread have continuity or remain on track. Derailing the thread by multiple hijacking is REQUIRED. It is our purpose to turn the “search” function into a runaway train of information that renders the user baffled and confused. This will allow members to practice Rule 2.
4. Pissing matches happen from time-to-time on the TAG. It is the viewer’s responsibility to patiently eat his/her popcorn and enjoy the show. When the match begins to slow or stalemate, it is OUR responsibility and duty to critique the member you like less to ensure the horse is beaten until it is truly dead.
5. This is 2011. Not knowing how to add pictures to your posts will automatically earn you Complete Idiot status. When posting incredible claims, you must back up your words with pictures or it didn’t happen. Unless of course you intend to be obeying Rule 2.
6. Blah-blah-blah posts are not recommended. Too many scroll wheels and down arrow keys have been worn out due to excessive word-count. Get to the fucking point already then STFU! Too many members run out of popcorn before the end of the show, lose interest and start to skip your posts entirely.
7. Anthony Annuzzi will allow your business activities within reason. Do not disrespect this man. If you cannot obey this ONE rule then get the fuck outta here.
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TAG Forum Rules of Conduct:
1. All members must believe they know what they are talking about, and defend their posts even if not “Verified by Snopes”. In the event your post is proven untrue, see rule 2.
2. All untruthful posts must be presented as the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help you God. Under no circumstances will you admit you were wrong, and it is expected you dig the hole we will bury you in. Then the poster must be willing to hear how he/she is an idiot for believing in God.
3. All members must be master switchmen. Under no circumstances will any thread have continuity or remain on track. Derailing the thread by multiple hijacking is REQUIRED. It is our purpose to turn the “search” function into a runaway train of information that renders the user baffled and confused. This will allow members to practice Rule 2.
4. Pissing matches happen from time-to-time on the TAG. It is the viewer’s responsibility to patiently eat his/her popcorn and enjoy the show. When the match begins to slow or stalemate, it is OUR responsibility and duty to critique the member you like less to ensure the horse is beaten until it is truly dead.
5. This is 2011. Not knowing how to add pictures to your posts will automatically earn you Complete Idiot status. When posting incredible claims, you must back up your words with pictures or it didn’t happen. Unless of course you intend to be obeying Rule 2.
6. Blah-blah-blah posts are not recommended. Too many scroll wheels and down arrow keys have been worn out due to excessive word-count. Get to the fucking point already then STFU! Too many members run out of popcorn before the end of the show, lose interest and start to skip your posts entirely.
7. Anthony Annuzzi will allow your business activities within reason. Do not disrespect this man. If you cannot obey this ONE rule then get the fuck outta here.
Think of Monty Python when you read this. 😆
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I’m not clicking on that shit!! Last time I clicked on that link, I had to go to a shrink for months!!
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I’m looking for a pucking emoticon, but can’t find one!!!