Came face to face with a Skunk……..Close call
I just finished taking a shot at a Possum and watched it stumble off all discombobulated. Being the nice guy I am, I figured I would go have a little peeksie to see if it was slumped over behind the garage so I could finish the job if needed. As I was looking around back there, I shined my flashlight on a skunk sitting less then 4 feet from me… I about shit myself 😯 I was like Holy Shit!!!!….I don’t want no piece of this… we stared at each other for a brief moment and I quickly walked off and it scampered off into the neighbors yard. I gotta tell you that was a rush, my heart is still racing. 😳
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Moneyshot…..I can help!
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It’s better to have one in a green and one in a brown, and they can make the edges where the colors meet kind of curve…you know what I mean?
Old Goat’s nuts are two colored. One’s a cherry red and the other one is black. He said eventually both would be black, as the cherry red fades to black, after the fever resolves. That’s ok with him….as he does a lot of night hunting in the nude.
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Kindest regards,
Uncle Hoot 😯
does it come in camo? every time i log on here, my old lady comes lookin to break my balls, i need every advantage possible. for that matter, how bout a skull pattern like on the new AF frames? 🙄
For your information, a lot of 68 year old nuts burn, and for a lot of reasons besides frozen PA pussy. My personal situation arose when I was mowing the yard, and forgot to step aside before I backed up the mower. Those of us with “Ultra Low Hangers”, especially “Old Goat”, are prone to occasional nicks, traumatic partial castrations, and penicillin resistant infections.
Now that I’m down to one “partial”, I’m having a youngster mow my yard, and I’ll never buy a scope that cheap again!!!
Anyway, that odor problem has been resolved when the doctor injected my remaining nutlet with that scent car washes put in your car after it’s been “detailed”.
Now, every time I piss, it smells like I’m in a pine forest. I don’t mind it too much, except it hurts like hell when the pine needles come out! (how was I to know that shit is made in China???)
Kindest regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
PS: “Rhino-Hide” is offering a $50.00 nut sack spray lineing for free, if you get it done the same time as your truck bed. My Urologist put me onto that one! Swears it will deflect a .22 at close range, and now comes in colors!
no, he was sporting a commie flag…i had to do it! dismembering a dead cat got my 11 year old ass put on 4 yrs. probation…btw in that neighborhood frozen pussy is the best shot you got at avoiding an std…im sure that you wish you knew that sooner, or the 1 nut you got left after your little scope sighting incident wouldnt be burning and just plain smelling bad… 😯
WTF?????
You say the dead stray was coming home from school…was it on a short bus, or walking? What kind of schools does PA have for dead strays?
That’s seriously strange!
Why would an educated, dead stray, evoke such a rage in you, that you had to hit it with a cinder block? Do you lack formal education yourself? Was it a Democrat? Did it say something about naked pictures of your girlfriend? Were naked pictures of you involved?
You indicated it gets “…quite bitter” in PA sometimes, well your actions certainly reflect that!
Odd that you would use the word “fucker” and “69” in the same sentence! Freudian slip?
Did you get in trouble? Did you have any “priors” messing with frozen pussy on the road?
Very puzzling….very puzzling indeed.
Nonetheless, I offer my kindest regards,
H 😯 😯 T
maybe not in toad suck, but when i was a kid, i found a dead stray coming home from school, hit it with a cinder block, and the fucker broke into like 69 pieces…PA can get quite bitter sometimes… 😡
That’s the dumbest statement that ever left the lips of a human being!!!
Cats don’t freeze up this time of year……your friend’s a complete fool!
Kindest regards,
Uncle H 😯 😯 T
matter of fact, i just took in a stray my mom was feedin, my buddy wanted to feed him antifreeze instead, rotten bastard 😯
Fear of the skunk makes far more sense then the fear of the kitty cat some folks have 😀
All I had was my flashlight. I would have ran and grabbed my gun if I needed to. I try not to walk around in the yard carrying a gun in my underwear 😀 not a pretty picture. Even if I had my gun, I probably would have taken a pass. The last time I shot a “Stinky” my yard reeked for days 😯
LOL! AWESOME! 😆 👿 😆
Haha! Sorry I’m picturing this in my head. Why didn’t you pistol whip him?
wonder if they dig lasers like cats do?(no, wok, i generally dont shoot cats…) ida got his punk ass, if you got a local skunk near a house, they usually come back sooner or later… 👿
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does the guy who did your pine scent stock the smell of common sense? i think that would send the dizzy bitch runnin for the hills for a little less money, or maybe “empty wallet smell”. im sure either of those would hurt less than your pine needle aroma…