Edgun Short Matador

I have sold my standard Matador and asked Tony to order a short Matador for me.

My neighbors are difficult people. They saw me with the standard Matador, but couldn’t figure out what it was. When I shoot from my deck, they can’t see me, nor could they hear it.

After my vision cleared enough and I shot the limb with bagworms off my tree, I realized there was true potential to bring more grief into their lives.

It was soon raining walnuts and hickory nuts from their trees onto their yard. LOTS of walnuts and hickory nuts. Howard, my neighbor, asked me if I had ever heard of walnuts and hickory nuts “exploding” and dropping off trees when temperatures were 100 degrees and over.

I allowed that the nuts were possibly building up “steam” inside and exploding! Howard said it was “…the strangest thing he had ever heard of!”. But he had no other explanation.

I have shot ALL the hickory nuts and walnuts off their trees and I then realized this was the time to make my move and get the short Matador that I originally wanted. I just like the size.

The only person I know of that has a short Matador is in the UK and he spoke very highly of it. I determined this was the time to order what I really wanted…a Short Matador.

I’ll post pictures and results when it arrives.

Kindest Regards,

Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯

PS: Ed, when Tony places the short Matador order, perhaps you will say: “Да, да, быстро пошлите этому короткому матадору к моему крику друга!”