Have you guys seen the new Crosman Bullpup ?
Ho boy the crowd here is gonna tear it apart.
I kinda like it, but I would do a few quick mods if I had one :winkn:
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I like this one more.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off… ‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.
‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.
‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’
‘No, Silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, and
then I thought, ‘I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants…
I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’
‘So then?’ asked the doctor.
‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’
‘So then?’
‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde screams back at the husband, “Shut up! You’re next!”
Fool’s gonna get a hernia trying to hold that sucker up!!!
Hoot:
Someone told her a joke last week. Haven’t you seen a blonde having a spontanious burst of laugh before?
What? A blond joke??? I wonder if anyone else knows one?
Hoot:
Fool’s gonna get a hernia trying to hold that sucker up!!!
Hoot:
Someone told her a joke last week. Haven’t you seen a blonde having a spontanious burst of laugh before?
If it’s such a nice gun, then why is the blond chick in the background of the second picture laughing at him?????
Fool’s gonna get a hernia trying to hold that sucker up!!!
Hoot:
It’s hard to make a bigbore that’s short, powerful and quiet. My .357 does 180 fpe at 70cm length but if I want it quiet it becomes 94cm long. Still, better than 130cm it used to be.
Your right it does [SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0MOwCK6qeI
Fuddster, I bet you could make a hands-down better version of that ugly pieced of shit with Legos and Elmer’s glue!!!
:angrymob: Does the entire staff and management of Crosman consist of idiots, Liberals, and ignorant individuals who can’t read? :angrymob:
The damn thing looks like a blue whale’s hard-on!!! There must be over 100 inches of picatinny rail on that ugly bitch. What’s hard to understand about short, light weight, and ergonomic? You Crosman morons have created a mechanical, man-portable, pcp, whale dick! :butkick:
It’s enough to make a grown man cry!
Hoot:
Yea that was my first impression as well :rofl:
IDK why someone would need that much rail to make a already bulky and awkward gun even more bulky and awkward with a bunch of tacti-cool accessories like flashlights, lasers, and cup holders….. maybe crosman thinks some of it’s costumers will need to be kicking in doors and engaging in CQB with a airgun 🙄
They’re throwin dung balls in the playoffs.
Bet I can make one out of Legos.
I think they learned a hard, hard lesson with the Rogue and won’t go there again, this gun is apparently mechanical
Trying not to…………. PUKE!!!!!
Something tells me that under all that plastic and Picatinny rail lays a .357 rouge without the digital junk… IMO electronics have no place on any gun.
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”