How Quiet is your Matador?

Um… You’re kidding me right? 😯 I know the expression fully well. It’s a play on words. If you follow our joking around I think you’ll understand.

Hoot – The girlfriend is just fine with it. It’s the wife that would be pissed. Lol.

Does your girlfriend know you posted her jogging clip as your avatar???

I’ll bet she would really be pissed if she found out.

Oh what the hell…..another one that looks just like her will come alone soon enough.

Hoot 😯

PS: Deer tracks in my back yard again, all over my planting beds. Fixing to be a killing soon.

Ed’s men are blistering their hands putting those Edguns together. It won’t be long now.

I understand Ed requires them to sing to him as they work…”For Ed’s a jolly good fellow, for Ed’s a jolly good fellow, for Ed’s a jolly good felloooooow…which no one can deny!!!

I think singing helps evaporate the sweat they produce, as they slave deep into the night assembling those guns. Ed doesn’t like people sweating on his guns.

I could be wrong, of course, I’ve never been in his factory, but I hear rumors here and there.

Old Goat was born with brains, while I was born with good looks. Between the two of us, we would produce the perfect male….but I can’t get him to consort with the same woman as me. He keeps muttering something about Mendel’s peas, Pavlov’s dogs, and Hogan’s goat??? I think it must be a religious thing, because he mumbled something about it being a cold day in hell before he would pay half, and have to go last, for anything. Then he took the Jack Daniels and went home! Old people are funny that way! Probably just gas…

Incidentally, Jag, your last name wouldn’t be “Offe” would it? Kinda as in German, with the silent “e” and all???
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Just wondering.

Kindest Regards,

‘Ol Uncle Hoot

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Goat…
Every time I shoot a rat, I toss it on the roof of the old bitch next door. Old bitches, like deer, never look up. Never! Old turkey-neck will come hobbling outside, and complain about the aweful smell in the heat of the day. On a hot, windless, humid day in Arkansas, smells like that just don’t go away. The buzzards will come around in the afternoon and clean up the mess. Then she comes out and trys to shoo the buzzards away from her trees. Well, that’s like trying to run a fat kid away from a free ice cream buffet.

If I can manage a straight face, I’ll come outside and yell…”You feeling ok? Them buzzards generally don’t come around unless somethings dead, or getting ready to be dead!”

That always sends her inside and gets me a dirty look.

Hoot 😯

I have a .22 standard and a .25 long version Matador. The long version is guieter than the standard. The long version has a longer shroud. Ed is not making the .25 Longs anymore but, I believe that you can still order the long in .22. That should give you all of the quiet that you need and also more shots per fill over the standard .22.

I was shooting my .22 standard, last summer, in my back yard. I just had some new neighbors move in 2 doors down. They could hear the pellet hitting my paper target but, couldn’t hear the .22 standard firing.

It finally got the best of them and they had to walk down the alley to see what the noise was. They thought that the Edgun was pretty cool.

Another neighbor, about 3 doors down the other way, didn’t like me shooting my unshrouded Condor. She also came down the alley, saw what I was doing and called the cops. The young officer that came by was very obnoxious and surly. I took me a few minutes to straighten him out. Airguns are legal to shoot from 9:00AM to 9:00PM as long as the pellets stay on the property.

Every time I see the old biddy siting on her front porch, and the wind is blowing the right way, I start burning leaves in my burn pile. Before I start the fire, I call the local Fire Department and tell them that I am going to smoke the old bitch out and that they will be geting a call from her. They think that it is hilarious.

How quiet is my Matador?

Not very 😀