I do not like head shots,
Pretty easy to do at distance with my guns,
But I do not like the flopping around, seems to disturb the other birds, Dam euro doves flop all over the place.
A few day ago I had to make a head shot on a feral cat eating my pigeons, The screams and noise was just way to much,
I like a good heart lung shot and then track for 15 yards dead as a door nail. They just run and die.
Polymags are my go to pellet in 22 and 25 cal for the kill.
Still looking around for a Camera that can go from gun to gun quick.
Just about settled for a Go Pro it will show the shot but not through the scope… Dam China has some very good copy’s at a huge discount
But really how bad you guys want to be grossed out, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I really need to get out and shoot more,
Mike
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Yep
Just check off Arkansas as a retirement state.
Mike
In Texas we have commodes for that, Not real sure about them Arkansas boys.
Mike
:hoot:
Mike,
Toad Suck has a public commode down by the waste treatment plant…right next to that big chicken-meat processing and packing plant. City officials encourage the public’s use of the facility. Nothing fancy, because it’s basically an open bottom outhouse. The chickens next door get to peck around under there for a few weeks before slaughter. It seems most Arkansas residents don’t have all their back teeth, so a LOT of corn and grains go undigested, and the chickens absolutely love to recycle grains. Plus, the packers get an extra pound or so of meat per bird out of the deal!
Meryl Stigma, city mayor, had a new garbage recycling facility built for next to nothing in the city square. He had the statue of Bill Slaughterhouse, the Gran Supreme Klaxon-Cyclops of Arkansas…circa 1850, torn down and built a huge fenced mud pit. They passed a special assessment tax to purchase four grown Berkshire hogs, two males, two females, to put in the mud pit. Now all the city residents save all edible garbage and bring it down to the mud pit for the hogs to eat. In the Fall, we plan to have a big pork barbecue and use the entrance fees to buy four more hogs next year! If the females have any piglets, they are raffled off at the barbecue! It’s working out real well, except for the smell. The local kids love watching the hogs screw, and every other Saturday the hogs are tied off and all residents are encouraged to come on over to the pit and shovel up hog shit for their gardens!
The whole process is a stroke of genius, because it’s a “win-win” situation for the residents…for the hogs, not so much!
Arkansas is going “Green” whenever possible!
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
Trust me , I will admit, from the time I get up to about noon, I am full of shit,,,
In Texas we have commodes for that, Not real sure about them Arkansas boys.
Mike
I got a old claw from a cat that had rabies, I was saving it for an ex, I will dip it in some fresh blood,
Its in the mail hoot, Just do a little scratch , and see what happens.
Mike
:hoot:
When Mike graduated from high school his parents gave him a full case of toilet paper as a graduation gift.
Draw your own conclusions! I’m the last person in this world to say anything bad about a forum member!!!
Hoot:
Hoot are you suggesting Mikes full of shit?
:hoot:
You can’t get rabies from a cat scratch…a cat bite perhaps!
You don’t need a rabies shot, I’d suggest a good laxative instead.
Regards,
Hoot:
I am innocent, I said feral cat, as in wild,
I used to use a trap, and call the pound,
I caught a big one, Mange real bad and only one eye, I picked up the trap and that thing reached a claw out and tore into my hand. Blood went everywhere, I should have had gloves on, Duh.
I thought , Dam now I got to go get rabies shots,
Brain fart, I opened up his brain all looked ok.
I foam at the mouth a lot, Drink a lot of cold water, My thinking is getting cloudy, But its been six weeks .
I think I am alright.Fever has not been over 105 degrees yet,.
If it keeps up to Christmas , I may go get checked out. :rofl:
Mike
DUH!!!
No one here is innocent Mike :whistle:
Innocent?? Come on Mike! :rofl:
Greg,
I do not shoot chickens, She was cute.
Secode, all the sport bike riders around here have helmet cameras , It helps with the hit and runs. Young doe taste a lot better than an old buck.
Keyser , Cat, what the hell is that, Never seen one?
:rofl: You guys need to be giving that old Hoot a hard time, Not this old innocent Texan,
Mike
Yes – more than a few motorcycles and their riders have succumb to deer here in deer heaven. I took this picture yesterday in the backyard and bow/crossbow season started September 15th I think. No one must be hunting in the immediate area. Normally, they are skittish at this time. The bucks are separate and hiding at this point. lol
Coda, right there is why I like four wheels under me. Live to shoot another day.
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In Texas we have commodes for that, Not real sure about them Arkansas boys.
Mike
:hoot:
Mike,
Toad Suck has a public commode down by the waste treatment plant…right next to that big chicken-meat processing and packing plant. City officials encourage the public’s use of the facility. Nothing fancy, because it’s basically an open bottom outhouse. The chickens next door get to peck around under there for a few weeks before slaughter. It seems most Arkansas residents don’t have all their back teeth, so a LOT of corn and grains go undigested, and the chickens absolutely love to recycle grains. Plus, the packers get an extra pound or so of meat per bird out of the deal!
Meryl Stigma, city mayor, had a new garbage recycling facility built for next to nothing in the city square. He had the statue of Bill Slaughterhouse, the Gran Supreme Klaxon-Cyclops of Arkansas…circa 1850, torn down and built a huge fenced mud pit. They passed a special assessment tax to purchase four grown Berkshire hogs, two males, two females, to put in the mud pit. Now all the city residents save all edible garbage and bring it down to the mud pit for the hogs to eat. In the Fall, we plan to have a big pork barbecue and use the entrance fees to buy four more hogs next year! If the females have any piglets, they are raffled off at the barbecue! It’s working out real well, except for the smell. The local kids love watching the hogs fuck, and every other Saturday the hogs are tied off and all residents are encouraged to come on over to the pit and shovel up hog shit for their gardens!
The whole process is a stroke of genius, because it’s a “win-win” situation for the residents…for the hogs, not so much!
Arkansas is going “Green” whenever possible!
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Now I know why Sir Ville left you Hoot: You Swine!