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Dropped out of the race today
Dear BedWetter,
Why are YOU sorry? The absence of your services is our great loss! The Rainbow Gay/Lesbianite Society had you on their honor role as having more suction than one of those new Dyson porta-vacs shown on television…and available at a fraction of the going street price!!!
We weep…
Hoot:
Dearest decrepit uncle :hoot: ,
The oldest ones that have lost vigor are those that must suck it.
Kindest regards your favorite nephew…… Who’s dick still gets hard leadbedwetter :fishinghole:
Dear BedWetter,
Why are YOU sorry? The absence of your services is our great loss! The Rainbow Gay/Lesbianite Society had you on their honor role as having more suction than one of those new Dyson porta-vacs shown on television…and available at a fraction of the going street price!!!
We weep…
Hoot:
Good thing I dropped out before all the dick sucking started :whistle:
we’re not even at phase 2 yet
Tony
Thanks for the update. We’ve heard this joke before.
Should leave Finland any day now.
Tony
Once the first customer receives his Gun THEN it’s time to start suck each others dicks – not quite yet though. The Atlantic Ocean can be risky to cross over.
ED hast just said in topic ” I wish i could shoot that way” about Lelya shipment
“Contact Tony, they left me, now all depends on the transport company.”
What an awesome news :7: for all US Bro
Thank
Of course it is … And there’s many Squirrel seasons still to come. Keep the faith ! 😉
squirrel season is coming soon, my lelya is coming?
Three packs?…….. Hell I could’ve gotten him for five looseys :butkick:
Leaddy, actually Robert (AoA) purchased Ted from Eduard prison style for 3 packs of smokes and a nudie mag. Since that purchase Ted is required to only shoot FX guns an hold onto Robert’s front pocket. Just like in Shawshank, Ted is with the sisters now.
As you can see the Estonian people are thrilled that the bridge has been repaired. This photo was taken shortly after the bridge was made operational again
Ted said,”no edgun for you”!!!
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Ever since that SOB HOOT talked me into a Lelya I have been suffering from Lelya withdraw. That old bastard knew the pain he was going to cause but he did it anyway. “OHHH Keyser the Lelya is peerless, ohh is the smallest coolest non-existent gun in the world, you have to order one” said the man in the skin tight red pants. Then the SOB goes grey market and gets a Lelya from parts unknown. Fuck you Hoot. At this point I am holding out just out of spite. You’re not going to beat me HOOT, I hope your red leather pants shrink while you’re asleep :angrymob: