Machine Gun’s rant over at Yellow & A Realization
They had enough.
Well, I think time to forget about MG. He really created
an insane asylum around here. He’s going to fade out.
Answering him, paying attention to him, only fans his will.
I don’t see his or dmonk114’s posts anymore either. So I’m going
to assume Ed is going to move on and leave Machine Gun & Co.
behind, soon enough. This has been an insane episode. I think
it was like getting mentally ill. Manic and depressed people
can do that to one if you let them. Wow. Have to go away
from this poison. I noticed most of you have begun that process
long ago. Don’t know how I got caught up in the MG madness.
Found the “foe” link and I think that started my retreat. I was on
a college campus yesterday and there was a mentally ill man
walking on the same sidewalk toward me. He was talking to himself
in an angry manner. As I neared he said something at me, as if he
were accusing me of something or as if he were angry at me.
For a tenth of a second I experienced the sensation of taking
offense at his look and gesturing and words at me, but I plain realized
the man was sick. He didn’t have any control. I would have been a fool to engage
him. You forget sometimes, you engage with someone who has
a problem and you’ll share in their craziness. It just hit me.
Some of you already knew something was up. Took me awhile.
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Im willing to bet Kuwaities know enough farsi to understand it. Look at his reaction.
Hope to hell BTang was right otherwise i just sounded like avenger.
I checked with my friend.
“Mordagow” is Farsi for cow carcass. But I believe Kuwait has a different dialect so it may not be as sinister to him as it would be to an Iraqi
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Guys. This is like a city high school basketball team running up the score
120 to 10 on a one-classroom country high school team, with most of
the second half left to play.
He’s got a pea shooter’s chance against the big guns here. A little mercy.
The peas aren’t stinging at all.
Actually, he’s accidentally funny and poetic with our language.
The Americans he’s joining with, well, they haven’t cultivated very well.
But god he’s funny. avenger
Respect = respect
It’s very easy
To be or not to be that is know donkey?
hey avenger,
Ayeree fee wij imaak
Im not sure but I’m gonna take advantage of the foe option here shortly. Man i thought i was getting bad….
Who wants to humiliate himself??
I’m here 😈
I LOVE YOU ALL LONG TIME
Avenger you are the biggest nonsense I’ve ever witnessed in my whole life,…go bury yourself in the desert and do everyone a huge favor
You do not understand the donkey
I’m here
The reasons easy
Geez is this guy the biggest idiot ever or what ? ….what has ville to do with ED ?
Avenger you are the biggest nonsense I’ve ever witnessed in my whole life,…go bury yourself in the desert and do everyone a huge favor
Sir Ville
You bastard
And his upbringing in a container Garbage
Sir Ville wrote
I’ve heard of some of you guys busting out laughing when you read something. I usually just chuckle or smile
when I’ve read something that struck me as funny or clever. I don’t really make any sound.
But this time, Swear to God! If my wife were to walk in right now and see me laughing, with the my eyes wet
and crinkled up into slits and a huge grin on my face; and she heard the sounds coming from my throat like
I’m expelling my last bit of air, she’d say “What is the matter with you?” she’d have to laugh, too, just looking at me.
I read avenger71’s red-and-blue message.
But, Sir Ville, it was your first line:
“You sound like a damn Shakespeare”
that made me bust out without warning. Just typing that phrase makes my eyes blur again from the water in my eyes and from laughing.
I think it was the cadence, the tone, the shape of avenger’s message–like a bad Haiku poem with too many syllables,
that when I was reading it to myself made me sound like a hypnotized Tonto giving Lone Ranger noble advice.
It put me into a trance trying get what avenger was trying to say.
And then I fall of avenger’s last line and down to your first –“You sound like a damned Shakespeare”. It slipped right into my brain
so instantly that I had no time to defend myself. It snapped me out of the trance straight away into laughter. And I keep hearing it
in my head with a Jack Nicholson-type authority and tone when he retorts about “The Truth” in A Few Good Men–“You can’t handle the Truth!”–“You sound like a damn Shakespeare!”
Anyway. I was going to say something else. But I’m settling into “post-laughing” tranquility, repose and recovery.
10 minutes later:
I was so convulsed by your Shakespeare quip, that I just now read your [wow! I’m laughing up and down writing this too] “Blackbird… Everygreen… Worldly flame” line.
Another episode of laugh matching my first! Very entertaining,, Sir Ville.
120 minutes later:
Didn’t post. Went to Happy Hour at a nearby restaurant. During pauses in the conversation with wife and another couple,
chuckled to myself and they wondered what was so funny. Told them that I’d read something very funny somewhere
and left it that. And I chuckle and laugh again in the car on the way back some minutes ago.You sound like a damn Shakespeare! playing in my head. LOL!
I’ll snap out of this. I guess– about why all this laughing?– you had to be there. Thanks for the laughs, Sir Ville.
As for avenger, I feel some sympathy for the guy. Has to be frustrating feeling the ineptitude of not knowing the language of exchange over here.
He’s like a blind kid in a game of Dodge Ball. Flailing balls at the opposite side players, they catch them, and whip them back right at him. He doesn’t know what’s hitting him.
But he keeps on flailing back. His espression of anger gets fragmented and dispersed in his use of English. Feel bad for him.
Actually, I do, avenger.
I do not think you know your father 🙄 🙄
But many of us knows both your mother and your ugly sister. We’ve used them as Spermbanks for quite a while. If you wasn’t as stupid as you are, you could actually be a son of someone right here. So-you probably know YOUR father and may even have tried-although with very poor results-to insult him with your poetic ranting.
Go back to shooting Parrots and tell your sister her Finnish Huggiebear says “Shalom”.
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Go and clear the rear master Edward O dog
I do not think you know your father 🙄 🙄
But many of us knows both your mother and your ugly sister. We’ve used them as Spermbanks for quite a while. If you wasn’t as stupid as you are, you could actually be a son of someone right here. So-you probably know YOUR father and may even have tried-although with very poor results-to insult him with your poetic ranting.
Go back to shooting Parrots and tell your sister her Finnish Huggiebear says “Shalom”.
Sent from a Tab my wife lured me to buy … If your Aunt has a pair of hairy balls does that make “her” your Uncle ?
I am not here to exchange insults will respect me respect him 😀
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What the fuck are you bitches babbling about?!?!