Miss Universe in Moscow
I know I know this is a heck of a stretch but our favorite bullpups are Russian and I am just wondering if Ed may be in attendance? 😀 There are some real hot babes. 😛 Too many to mention. It makes you want to shoot your bullpup. 😯 It’s on NBC in the US right now….
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And the Ukraine one says Taipan.
German one looks like a HW100, think its a custom build.
Lol, so funny. But what are the German & Ukrainian ones?
Well the truth be known Chinese Clones actually have a massive appetite and a real weak spot for northern Thai ladyboy sausages. Normally the carry their food in a small purse made from a cured goats scrotum and hang it around their neck for quick snacks in times of hunger… Unfortunately the Pageants rules require the contestants to wear only the supplied garments for the duration they are on stage.. Where’s a clone girl supposed to hide her sausage and purse if she cant hang it around her neck? Please dont judge her, there are many strange cultural practices in this world and we have to all just except them if we ever want to see world peace.
DAC / Demyan T4 Bullpup
What? Doesnt every one have one of these? 😯
what is the russian gun?
Dose some body can tell me what happen to this lady? 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯
This little lady has raised a lot of questions recently and it is thought amongst many she is a test tube clone. Her English is so bad it was reported that she just copied Miss Russias entry form from 3 years ago.. Although she denies this and says she can be trusted, when comparisons between the two entry forms were made it was clear her bust and waist measurements are the same but there were a few discrepancies with her allocated swimwear in the bikini section of the pageant.. It was clear to the judges she was not who she said she was and the rumours from the other girls in the bathroom seemed apparent.. She indeed stands up to pee.
That is called thinking out of the box. Phil is a talented air gunner, but damn!, I didn’t know he is also a writer too. Very entertaining. Thanks for sharing.
Where Is DonnieFly?. The last we connected, he was preparing for a cruise somewhere in the Caribbean. He may be back by now but I think he may be a little sore. I’d give home a few days to recoup, then everything will be back to normal. 😆 😆
Not only a master mechanic, but also a writer and entertainer . That is funny stuff,I wounder where Donnyfly is? He has some competition now. 😀 Coda make sure you take your heart medicine before you take your afternoon nap after looking at the above post 😉
Dam hilarious.
Thats hilarious. 😆
More cushion for the pushin baby!
What a line up we had this years guys.. Still no entry from the big names in Great Britten as all their models are still too tall to enter.
The judges are still deliberating a winner but heres a few pics and some personal attributes of the contestants for you to decide yourself:
Miss Estonia:
Although born in Russia she has relocated to Estonia with her Farther to escape the Russian authorities that previously forbid her to travel abroad for competing in various countries around the globe, now she is free she wants to bring an end to world hunger and repressive governments alike.
She stands a fine chance of winning this year as her curves are as perfect as the come… she was recently spotted in Kurdistan Region of Iraq bringing joy to lucky young man who welcomed her into his family home. 😉
Miss Czech Republic:
Another Russian born Princess that picked up a high paying modelling contract in Prague also leaving behind her repressive government.
Her aim is world domination and her goal is to sleep with someone from every country. When she was questioned on this statement she replied with ” is Toad Suck- Arkansas a country or a state?” 😯
Miss USA:
USA was nearly a non competitor in this years line up and the young lass that did enter is battling media allegations of plastic surgery and body modifications.. although she has a great personality she is outside of regulation and is laden with fake implants. Apparently she was as big as a whale but lost a lot of weight recently which has increased he chances of getting picked up. She Has recently relocated from California to Texas when she found out that lead causes cancer and birth defects in her home state. Although she is not enjoying her new home in Texas she is glad to be out of California as it seems to be the only state affected by this horrible disease caused by lead.
Her ambition in life is to help the even the poor, ugly and old people get laid as she believes even poor, ugly and old people are all beautiful on the inside.
Miss Germany:
Another contestant in the limelight for taking body enhancing drugs, Miss Germany does not deny having work done while in Malaysia late last year.
Although she is a lot shorter than the other contestants she makes up for it with her unbelievable efficiency.
She likes long strolls in the forests and appreciates her bore cleaned regularly.
Miss Argentina
Another late entry this year, Miss Argentina was nearly disqualified for fighting with Miss Czech Republic in the changing rooms.. witnesses to the slapping and hair pulling say it was because Miss Argentina stole Miss Czech Republic Make up bag.
The judges of this event were surprised to see miss Argentina show up at all as her pimp daddy agent seems to spend more time drinking wine and showing off his mates inherited vineyard estate than getting her out on the public stage.
She holds no grudges against Miss Czech Republic and says “I hope one day we can be friends as we are very alike in so many ways, Maybe we could hang out in our undies, have pillow fights and watch Thunder cats together because that’s my all time favourite TV show!”
Miss Austria:
Very little is known about this model and as she doesn’t speak a word of English. Because of this she was disqualified, not till after the bikini stage though as the judges just had to be sure she was not wearing a wire.
Miss China:
This little lady has raised a lot of questions recently and it is thought amongst many she is a test tube clone. Her English is so bad it was reported that she just copied Miss Russias entry form from 3 years ago.. Although she denies this and says she can be trusted, when comparisons between the two entry forms were made it was clear her bust and waist measurements are the same but there were a few discrepancies with her allocated swimwear in the bikini section of the pageant.. It was clear to the judges she was not who she said she was and the rumours from the other girls in the bathroom seemed apparent.. She indeed stands up to pee.
Miss Korea:
Another Asian contestant rarely seen outside her home country but loves to compete with the big girls.
When asked what makes her better than the other contestants, she replied Im cheaper and can push lead really fast..
Miss Russia:
The Russian government department decided to enter their receptionist as much to their disgust the only other two possible contestants escaped their taxing grips only to enter and represent other countries.. When asked what she would do if she could change the world she replied “Id love to just see the rest of the world”.. Oh I mean.. “no comment” and then whispered to someone back stage “My leg rope is too tight and its cutting of my circulation”..
Miss Ukraine:
The little snake in the grass… although very pretty Miss Ukraine is struggling to get a modelling contract and only saved the entry fee to this pageant by selling her soul to the porn industry. She strives to make it big as a world recognised model but it has been said by the media “she just needs to be herself and needs to stop imitating her childhood inspirational idol now living in the Czech Republic..”
Miss Sweden:
The lovely miss Sweden was actually the runner up in the national Miss Sweden competition (she would have won if the judges got more wood) but sadly the Swedish girl that took first prize was killed in a very unfortunate sunbathing accident. In her interview with the judges Miss Runner up Sweden says: “she is devoting her life to stopping the horrible work of the Norwegian whaling ships that caused the tragic accidental harpooning of the former Miss Sweden while winter sunbathing on a local beach in Norway. Although Miss Runner up Sweden knows it was an accidental case of not identifying the target before pulling the trigger she says she has been getting training from a pro in Maddison Wisconsin USA and has been practising firing a few harpoons of her own… she vows to get revenge for the untimely death of her good friend Miss Baluga.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNdTJu-qHUo
R.I.P Former Miss Sweden… 😥
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German one looks like a HW100, think its a custom build.
It is indeed a HW 100. There was a short lived company selling this kit for a while.
All the pups above were comercially available at some stage. Some will stand the test of time and others will burn out and fade away..
Daystate released a factory pup years before any of these others showed up on the market but very little info or pics can be found on it.. Can anyone help with this info?