New Contest! Free Trigger
Our last contest was rather fun so I think I will sponsor another.
The contest is to find and post a video or picture of “Dumb/Crazy things people do” The more outrageous the better.
The funnier the better.
The prize is one of my new metal triggers for the Talon/Condor. I am working on run of them and they should be done in a week. So I will let the contest run a week.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM 😉 😆 😆
My vote goes to Pab.
I thank you Sir 😛
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM 😉 😆 😆
My vote goes to Pab.
Today, my husband and I were going through the mail at the breakfast table. When he found a mysterious yellow letter addressed to him, he asked, “What is this?” I said jokingly, “That’s one of those letters you get when someone’s found out you’re cheating on your spouse.” He put it down and nervously said, “Oh shit.” FML
Today, while at a party, we were playing hide-and-seek. I had to take a huge dump so I tried to hurry up. Little did I know that everyone was hiding in the bathtub behind the shower curtain. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
Today, I came to work a little late, and was running up the stairs when I met my supervisor. He started talking to me. I was warm, and while I listened I started to unbutton my jacket – I thought. He looked at me strangely and left. Then I realized that I had been unbuttoning my dress right in front of him. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML
Today, my 70 year old patient, fresh out of surgery, rang his call bell because he needed to go to the bathroom. I gave him a urinal and noticed he was having trouble getting his penis in. When I offered help he answered, “No young lady, I know you just want to touch it and play with it.” FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, my husband was talking to his friend right in front of me when he said “Now we’ve got a dog, I don’t mind coming home at night.” FML
Today, my wife put a padlock on the refrigerator to keep me from drinking. FML
Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML
Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML
Today, I was stood freezing watching a band in the rain at a festival. I was getting quite upset thinking about my ex and hoped nobody noticed me nearly crying. I felt a warm sensation down my back that made me feel a bit better. Turns out that warm sensation was my friend vomiting all over me. FML
Today, my parents had guests over, and got pretty drunk. I went downstairs afterwards to clean the mess and found my dad naked in the middle of the kitchen, peeing in a cup. He tried to cover it up by quickly putting it in the sink, and blurting out “I’m doing nothing.” FML
Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
Today, I found out the reason I can’t get a job. My previous employer didn’t know my name, so when places I applied to called there for a reference, my boss said he had no recollection of me working there. FML
The rest were good, but I thought I’d leave the best for last…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM 😉 😆 😆
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room.
Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, ‘Do you have a condom?’
Donald frowned and said, ‘No.’
Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex.
‘Maybe they sell um at the front desk,’ she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
‘Yes, we do,’ the clerk said and she pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, ‘Would you like me to put those on your bill?’
‘Thit No!’ Donald quacked, “‘I’d thuffocate!'”
Sam 🙄
But I did, anyway.
I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was quite dumb founded at first but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional; I’ve seen it all before, relax and Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.”
I forgot why i was there, So……………………………
I said, “My girl friend says that my penis tastes funny and I would like a second opinion….?”
Sam 😛
I will call it on Sunday night. Come on lets see some more!
BETTY WHITE SNL Saturday Night Live
funny pics of people
have you seen this suspect?…. 😆 😆 😆
stupid and funny on the news…
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not fair using american Idol as stupid things people do, but here is a compilation
Just to quote it
I’m still a fox reporter, I haven’t been won over by the brown people yet
-FOX News reporter Brian Wilson
video to prove it
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-may-13-2010/moment-of-zen—won-over-by-the-brown-people