NEW Edguns arrived (for sale)
Hi guys
Just taken delivery of the (i think) the worlds only .177 edguns (i could be wrong im sure ed will comment if i am 🙂
We have one for sale its an R3.5 medium Matador also a R3.5 medium Matador in .22 calibre all in walnut. Obviously this only applies to people in the UK
Feel free to email me if anyone is interested .
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THIS EMAIL IS RETURNED DUE TO THE RECIPIENT BEING DECEASED WHILST SAVING A BABY FROM A BURNING ORPHANAGE.
WHILE ONE (1) EAR OF THIS ELDERLY MAN’S CHARRED REMAINS WAS SALVAGED, AND SHOUTED INTO, NO RESPONSE WAS ELICITED, THUS YOUR CORRESPONDENCE IS RETURNED UNDELIVERABLE.
Can you sell the (cough cough) used .22 Edgun for that?
I know it’s possibly a bit lower than you might normally (gasp…) go, but the doctor says I’ll only have a.000013 % chance of living for three more months.
If you are somewhat of a gambler, I’d like to pay you over a 12 month period. Now I realize some men have no balls to speak of, but I’m hoping you are not one of those Gay, Pedophile, Trans-sexual perverts that frequently take advantage of old, dying, really nice individuals who fought for your liberty and freedom.
I took the gas in WW1 and only have half of one lung. I’m ok as long as I don’t participate in marathons. Later, I was hit by a 500 lb incendary bomb while behind enemy lines in Germany, so my hearing and eyesight is not good. I was a prisoner of war in both Korea and Viet Nam, suffering torture, while being asked the Queen’s social security number. The bastards were going to use “Identify Theft” to finance the war!!!
I didn’t crack, but I paid a horrible price. Both my legs were shot off and one of my arms was eaten by the other prisoners while I was asleep.
Still, I like to use the three functioning fingers on the hand I have left to grasp a pcp and pull the trigger with my thumb.
Let me know what the shipping charges and I’ll sell my food stamps.
Kindest regards…..
Saintly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 T (cough….)
I have just noticed this post Hoot….. dear dear man ney! hero that you are,
and while i sympathise with your loss and envy the chance you had to fight and suffer for your coutry, and even though while replying to this post i am inconsolable and in fact hardly able to type through the streaming tears rolling down my unworthy cheeks, rosey cheeks that you sir helped keep unravaged by the walkers of the hoe chi min trail and other such nefarious souls that would do me and the other unworthy people such as me harm, i feel honour bound and burdened with the task of informing you that with the deepest sypathy the sale of a rifle from the small island called britain to your brave and heroic nation of which i am assured by your words and deeds that you are a proud and valued member is unfortunatly through a gentlemans agreement not possible (one thinks one would get ones arse kicked if one did so).
My appologies and regretful condolences on your imminent loss dear friend .
Sir i salute you and all your limbs where ever they may be 😆
have bought the 177 😀 .had to sell my soul to him down there to finance it though.not taken delivery yet,probably around end of october.will let you all know how i get on with it.
I’m too fragile to take on anyone that hard looking……
H 😯 😯 T
Hmmmmmm…..
Come and join me and my friends in Lanzarote dear Uncle Hoot !!!
I’m sure they can sort you out…… 😉
What do you think …..?
Cheers from Trygve flying out in 12 hours for 7 weeks of “horror”….. 😀
I just got a bad bit of kit is all…..
My only hope is to live long enough to get a pelvic transplant from a 16 year old Black kid who suffered fatal head trauma.
Ya got to have hope!!!!
H 😯 😯 T
Not that a penis does me any good anyway….after that damn mule bit it, it has no feeling in the pointy part.
Why….when I was young, I could pick my nose with it, while holding my book and taking notes with my hands.
Boy did the nuns hate that!!! :whoop:
But, I can’t even do that anymore. I’m just not the man I used to be!
These “Golden Years” suck!
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
PS: I would get the mule drunk, and wait for it to fall over. Then I didn’t have to climb anything. I don’t like heights!
you know what they say, when a man grows old and is bolls grew cold and the tip of is knob turns blue and the hole in the middle refuses to peddle, I would say that he is f—ed wouldn’t you
Well Goat…to tell the honest truth, all I’ve got left that works is a used penis implant, and it’s running low on oil.
Not that a penis does me any good anyway….after that damn mule bit it, it has no feeling in the pointy part.
Why….when I was young, I could pick my nose with it, while holding my book and taking notes with my hands.
Boy did the nuns hate that!!! :whoop:
But, I can’t even do that anymore. I’m just not the man I used to be!
These “Golden Years” suck!
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
PS: I would get the mule drunk, and wait for it to fall over. Then I didn’t have to climb anything. I don’t like heights!
Hey HOOT: I didn’t know that you had both of your legs shot off!
That being the case; you would need a taller stump for your “stump broke mules” to back up to you for a connection.
Do you use a taller stump? If so, how do you get up on it?
Do you have to have your 300 pound neighbor lady lift you onto the elevated stump?
Have my taxes gone to buy you some kind of hydraulic/pneumatic wheel chair that will elevate you up to the proper position?
You are trying to play on people’s sympathies just to get a cheap Edgun.
There are no cheap Edguns!
The next thing that we know, you will be here asking for donations for next months Viagra scrip!
Are both of your kidneys still good? If so; you could sell one to a doctor in India and possibly buy 2 Edguns. Depending on the current exchange rate, you might have to settle for 2 Gamos.
Still have a new .177 and a .22 for sale …maybe 2 x .22,s but one would be second hand maybe 6 months old fired a 1000 shots never been outdoors.
out of interest how much is the .177 ? i have been asked several times about .177 by a friend who wants to put one on his ticket, are the 3.5’s now marked 4.5 on the breech ?
cheers Tony
Can you sell the (cough cough) used .22 Edgun for that?
I know it’s possibly a bit lower than you might normally (gasp…) go, but the doctor says I’ll only have a.000013 % chance of living for three more months.
If you are somewhat of a gambler, I’d like to pay you over a 12 month period. Now I realize some men have no balls to speak of, but I’m hoping you are not one of those Gay, Pedophile, Trans-sexual perverts that frequently take advantage of old, dying, really nice individuals who fought for your liberty and freedom.
I took the gas in WW1 and only have half of one lung. I’m ok as long as I don’t participate in marathons. Later, I was hit by a 500 lb incendary bomb while behind enemy lines in Germany, so my hearing and eyesight is not good. I was a prisoner of war in both Korea and Viet Nam, suffering torture, while being asked the Queen’s social security number. The bastards were going to use “Identify Theft” to finance the war!!!
I didn’t crack, but I paid a horrible price. Both my legs were shot off and one of my arms was eaten by the other prisoners while I was asleep.
Still, I like to use the three functioning fingers on the hand I have left to grasp a pcp and pull the trigger with my thumb.
Let me know what the shipping charges and I’ll sell my food stamps.
Kindest regards…..
Saintly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 T (cough….)
hoot you always cheer me up after a shitty day at work, you have a warped sense of humor 😀
Lyndon, I’ve skipped three of my cancer treatments and have accumulated $1000 USD.
Can you sell the (cough cough) used .22 Edgun for that?
I know it’s possibly a bit lower than you might normally (gasp…) go, but the doctor says I’ll only have a.000013 % chance of living for three more months.
If you are somewhat of a gambler, I’d like to pay you over a 12 month period. Now I realize some men have no balls to speak of, but I’m hoping you are not one of those Gay, Pedophile, Trans-sexual perverts that frequently take advantage of old, dying, really nice individuals who fought for your liberty and freedom.
I took the gas in WW1 and only have half of one lung. I’m ok as long as I don’t participate in marathons. Later, I was hit by a 500 lb incendary bomb while behind enemy lines in Germany, so my hearing and eyesight is not good. I was a prisoner of war in both Korea and Viet Nam, suffering torture, while being asked the Queen’s social security number. The bastards were going to use “Identify Theft” to finance the war!!!
I didn’t crack, but I paid a horrible price. Both my legs were shot off and one of my arms was eaten by the other prisoners while I was asleep.
Still, I like to use the three functioning fingers on the hand I have left to grasp a pcp and pull the trigger with my thumb.
Let me know what the shipping charges and I’ll sell my food stamps.
Kindest regards…..
Saintly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 T (cough….)
Why not post a picture of the guns ??? 😉
The rifles i have ( had) were seriel numbers 0013–0015 think there was a slight stock design change from 3- 3.5 ? im sure some one else knows better on here than me, i am only slightly involved with these guns anymore. just trying to help sell them for a friend that imports them from Ed.
Still have a new .177 and a .22 for sale …maybe 2 x .22,s but one would be second hand maybe 6 months old fired a 1000 shots never been outdoors.
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Guys!!!!
Last night I dreamed I was lying on the floor, unconscious and in tremendous pain! Slowly I regained consciousness, looked up, and saw this woman standing over me, wearing a black leather body stocking, with that sadistic look on her face, and a blood stained whip in her hand……
Damn your eyes Zocoloco….damn your eyes to hell!!!
Uncle H 😯 😯 T
PS: will you be posting more pictures soon????