No .25 Hummingbird…
I just heard today that the ‘Bird is not coming out in .25 caliber…no time soon, at the very best!
It’s sad…very, very sad!
Kind Regards,
Saintly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
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Kalibrgun bears the moral responsibility here!
Hoot:
Yes. They do ! Can i take them to the Court and get a hefty settlement?
Sadly, none of this would have been exposed had there been .25 caliber ‘Birds in stock around the world!
Kalibrgun bears the moral responsibility here!
Hoot:
Damn right ! A soap it is too … Those damned Sisters were onto The Viper and somewhere on the line i was forced to this perverted “menage a troi”. Sick ? Maybe. Exhausting ? Definitely. It didn´t got any better when the Mommy started making her remarks about “doing the right thing” since i had sullied her “innocent” little Girls.
The rest is history. I told all this to my Shrink who lives in Toad Suck, Arkansas and he wanted to be my Ghost Writer in this messy story which – according to him – could make us both rich when all the Honchos in Hollywood start to fight about the film rights.
That money would be enough to move the whole family over to Arkansas and start a Cult over there. I´m seriously considering that option. And so is the “Mommy” : She wants to meet the Hunky Mountainman with the Leatherhosen. I don´t know exactly what she´s talking about though , that crazy old Toad …
Nice, while the whole of Sweden slumbers, dreaming of steaming pots of herring and eel, the Finnish Vipers life is exposed as a day time soap. I am amazed that just four short paragraphs by the noted anthropologist from Toad Suck can reek such emotional damage.
Wake up Ville!!!
Regards
LarryW 😯 😯
I apologize!
I had forgotten that when you got married, you had to pull a penicillin IV hanger behind you. I also haven’t forgotten that the only reason you got married was because your girlfriend convinced you that you had fathered a child that month, and marriage was necessary. Boy, was she pissed when you said you would do the “right thing”, and then later called her sister and asked her to marry you, and her sis, being a blonde, accepted!!! Does the first sister still kick you in the balls every time she sees you?
It’s just a damn good thing that neither she, or her sister, didn’t find out you had asked their mother to marry you first, but she said “No”, because she insisted she wasn’t pregnant…couldn’t be, because her husband had shot her other boyfriend in the groin over a month prior, and you hadn’t had time to work her in, due to the sexual demands made on you, unknown to Mom, by both her daughters!
You are just lucky…after BOTH sisters gave birth to your daughters, a week apart, how did you ever get them to speak to each other again? I know one of your daughters is blonde, and one a brunette!!! You’ve shown both their pictures, and indicated the brunette has a terrible temper, which she inherited from her frustrated mother, and routinely kicks the shit out of her current boyfriend!!!
It’s all in your prior posts…so you CAN’T deny this story!!! (forum members…do a search on ‘Sir Ville’ posts, and see his daughters, both of whom are smoking hot!!!)
Kindest regards…and with sincere hope none of this has caused you any embarrassment.
Kindly, and Holy, ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
I wont have that ! I’ve been treaded for VD many more times than Odessa has Snakes – all different species combined. You fool …
Idiot!
Why would iride go all the way to Finlandia, when there are plenty of perfectly good vipers crawling all over Odessa, Texas?
Texas!!! Those folks people sleep with snakes in their bed, let their children play with rattlesnakes, routinely toss them out of their truck while driving down the road at 100 miles per hour, (the snakes, not the kids…) and think nothing of it!
Odessa has snakes like ponds have frogs, lawns have ants, skies have birds, the number of times you have been treated for VD!!!
Hoot:
A Finnish Viper ??
Oh I for got about Zonk , He made me order a Viper should be here Thursday , :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Mike
Mike….why would Zonk talk you into buying a damn snake???? There’s something strange about that boy!
Hoot:
Hoot& Secoda
You guys are wise beyond your years, Very good advise,,,
Your wisdom is taken in and absorbed,
Thanks for the advise.
I listen and I learn.
Oh I for got about Zonk , He is in there to, He made me order a Viper should be here Thursday , :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Mike
Like porn, whiskey, women, and White Castles. Oh and scooters. :2cents:
“Sometimes we get so wrapped up in air guns, we fail to realize what else that money would purchase outside of this hobby.”
So far I am not impressed enough to sell one of my PCPs to get a bird,,
Mike
Mike, good point! But perhaps very late 2015! Until the demand goes down for the .177 and .22, why would they spend time and expense to bring another horse to their stable? They can’t produce enough of the existing calibers to meet the market needs.
Plus, they still want to produce the ‘bird as a semi-automatic, and since the manual’s are easily selling at the semi-auto prices, my bet is they will capitalize on this demand, and make the “semi” more expensive than the manual. It’s all about supply and demand, and the demand is off the charts.
My suggestion is to wait until the buying surge is over, the bugs fixed, then buy what you want, in the caliber you want. It’s just too much money for a first generation pcp. We are already paying more for an air gun that a premium level firearm costs.
Sometimes we get so wrapped up in air guns, we fail to realize what else that money would purchase outside of this hobby.
Hoot:
They sure look nice though. It would be a great gun for shooting out of my truck window….
Early Bird gets the Worm – the Worm in this case means first batch/gen problems that need to be solved by the buyer. Unacceptable for such expensive Gun , IMHO only of course.
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Nope.onley in the USA can you take some one to court for bullshit and get money for a stupid reason… Or maybe the rest of the world is catching up?
Mike