OH FU@#%@+&K
Well, I finally did it. Shooting from inside the house, and forgetting to OPEN the WINDOW. I did this yesterday. I did my best to hide it from my girlfreind, (we live together, but it’s her house) by keeping the blinds semi closed, effectively hiding it. Putting a hole in the window in itself is a bad thing, but it also gives away the fact that I’m shooting from inside the house, something I do to get more yardage in, and to hide the big bangs from shooting my un shrouded Talondor .25.
I do not want her to know I do this. How do I explain a hole in the bedroom window when she thinks I only shoot from outside on the patio?
Anyways, to my horror, this morning she decided to open the blinds to let some sun in. I was just ready to blurt out some goofy excuse with a apology, when she just turned around, and got ready for work. This hole was 12″ from her face… and she missed it!!
I just found a glass place 1/2 mile from me that will replace it for 14.95, not bad at all, and will be perfect looking before she gets back from work. 😛 😛 😛
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Got that right! I’ll never forget a few years back when a guy in Killeen tried to mug her. It wasn’t his best day! She Kicked his ass! 😯 A year later, She was helping out in a friends resturant and this guy came in. He took one look at her and said in a excited (Scared) voice . ” You that crazy Bitch”, and out the door he went!!! 😈
God I love this Woman! 😀
MIke
I almost read she didn’t even notice 12″ in front of her face. 😈
You’ve been a bad boy!!!
Today my wife, Manuela saw a tree rat in the front yard. He Held the door open in the wind and told me to get the SS. Spuft! and it was done.
Got-em. good Shot! Says Manuela.
Man I love my wife. Now she wants to set up the kitchen table so that I can open the window for a little comfortable bench rest shooting in the A/C.. Now boy’s, here in Texas, thats worth something!
Her only rule. No shooting in the house with out the LDC in place! 😯 😀
Mike
Hey Mike,
Your wife is German, correct?
I have an aunt who was born in Berlin. Very tough people, they don’t fuck around!!!
OOP’s, Time to Edit before SHE see’s this! 😀
Mike
Mike
Is this your way of exiting the closet Mr. Knifemaker? 😛
I almost miss read this post. She didn’t even notice it 12″ in front of her face!
I almost read she didn’t even notice 12″ in front of her face. 😈
You’ve been a bad boy!!!
Today my wife, Manuela saw a tree rat in the front yard. She Held the door open in the wind and told me to get the SS. Spuft! and it was done.
Got-em. good Shot! Says Manuela.
Man I love my wife. Now she wants to set up the kitchen table so that I can open the window for a little comfortable bench rest shooting in the A/C.. Now boy’s, here in Texas, thats worth something!
Her only rule. No shooting in the house with out the LDC in place! 😯 😀
Mike
No kidding, she won’t notice the hole, but somehow she’ll know that it’s a new piece of glass… aarrrgggg
ha ha ha that was grate 😆
Now it will being interesting to see if she says anything…….
You are truly evil sacshooter lol 😈
Anyways just came back from “Hole be Gone” Glass repair, all pretty and new. 😛
If it’s not fixed today go down to walmart and get some of the baseball/golfball things that stick on either side. Just put it over it and make it a joke, but don’t let her move it.
I’d pay the kid next door to throw a baseball at it, when you and her are home. You would be off the hook 😉
Roger
Just stick one of those bullet holes sitckers over the hole and make comment on it often on how cool it looks
Later
Deny, deny, deny; they want to believe you! 😆
WOW you lucked out on her not seeing it 😆
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God I love this Woman! 😀
MIke
HAHAHA, great story Mike! 🙂
BTW, Saugus18 sorry to hijack your thread, 😳
I’m glad you got the glass replaced before the lady found out. 😀
You will find out soon enough if she knew about it beforehand, it will come up eventually if she knew, she won’t leave you guessing for long. 😆
Be Good Fellas,
Mike