Riginal M2R BUILD
Hi all from Fuku Shensi in free communist China land , a place where you all want to come on holiday but our honorable
leaders stop you capitalists from entering and spoiling the country. Bet you wish you had such great leaders , just
admit it capitalist scum.
Anyways i thinking while working my 22 hour work shift making parts for one of Chinas greatest brands ” Apple ” and i
remember looking out on paddy field that morning where my next meal of rice was growing when i saw dirty cow crap in paddy
and i thought ” im going to fork that cow up !” and set about making high velocity gun to carrie out china style hit
job.
So i had a quick think and came up with all riginal design gun never seen in China before. Wow i here you say !! an
riginal design !, … well fork yeh this is China after all!. China moved on now ! no more making cheap rubber King Kong
figures for snotty nosed western kids , where in space too. I figured we Chinese need the skills to make top grade arms
especially when we need advanced weaponry to release our comrades from western oppression in Taiwan.
Ohh yes completely new design which i share with you western capitalist round eyes.
I got to work on my highly accurate Chinese mill one of the best in the world no lie and machined 2 blocks of high grade
alloy square then drilled , reamed and thread milled the holes for exact fit.
I thought long and hard for name on gun and came up with ……M2R as i say completley riginal, the R stands for “riginal”
never seen before design. You so lucky i let you see before i got into mass production of 43000000 units a week.
This riginal gun will be in .20 cal with only the finest titanium cylinder obtained from the great supplier Aliexpress.
Its best Ti in the world , draw and rolled into seamless tube by 80 years old Chinese virgins with Kitten skin gloves.
That int cheap but only the best
Well im off to bet club and smoke 50 smokes
Until later you all , Yu Suk Kok !
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Hi All Yu Suk Kok
Got more done this weekend on my riginal build, its been very busy at work with my company Apple .inc now busy making the new I phone 6 :biggrinn: .
Its funny you say that as most of our product design and research is done in the USA and Europe before we bring it back and study the design very carefully and then make millions of units!.
China is having a tough time at the moment as I think we only exported 200 million dollars of trade with the USA so far this year …not as much as expected. My friend who makes stickers only exported 35 tonnes of ” Made In USA ” stickers , down on previous months …. troubled times.
Any way here s the pics you western gimps , had a problem with shity “Made in Germany” drill which broke in hole but I sorted it and used finest China made drill made out of Chevy carbon tool steel.
Those Germany tools not what they once where … the “Made in East Germany” tools are the best but very hard to get hold of.
All ready now just got to put angles on weaver rails and engrave….enjoy
This quote is rong as we have finished building it ! . Very interesting link …. don’t see what your getting at with my completely riginal build , that gun very different I think .
Well I got day off to go Panda hunting as these vermin bear destroy a hundred yards of bamboo a year , it takes weeks for the damage to be repaired so culling the very dangerous bear humainly with sticks of explosive dynamite part of China tradition.
Anyways Yu Suk Kok !
Well our Chinese friends continue in good tradition on building a better and brighter communist tomorrow http://www.bvgindustrial.ru/ru/Products/Categories/3 :rofl: :dito:
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Ah, a good ol China boy lynching!
My fellow Mericans acting like a bunch of stuck up girls with self confidence issues. If the guys name was Joe Smith from the inbred corridor of Al’bama y’all’d be slapping him on the back and sucking his knob.
Y’all know who shipped all our technology and know how over there right?
Mericans. Figures.
Can anyone name the action he based his ‘unit’ on? :whistle:
Keep posting the progress images regardless of what these sandy vaginas say. 😉
Hello all Yu Suk Kok here .
Well got some more done after work , funny thing happened at work , while eating my tiger penis soup in the works cafeteria a guy said there was talk that China was running short of tiger penis soup. So I rushed out and bought 15 packs just to see me over , you know just in case the supply chain breaks down.
This post confused me , forgive but I only learn English at Mr Rong English School over 3 nights , they were long nights lasted 72 hours but I put effort in and pass test.
What’s this guy on about?
Why you bring up ladies sexual bits ? this airgun forum ? …. im on the right forum !
Anyways good to here from you Agent Donnyfl keep up the good work in the decadent west , message in the usual micro dot ( . ) and you know Sum Yung Gai Kok he nice guy , like him lots if only he wouldn’t talk with his mouth full.
So more done should be finished next weekend on my riginal design before I start on the internals
As usual IL be the most helpful with any questions you western gimps need to help your understanding of a simple airgun ….!
Im off for fight club to see fight to the death between the imported Australian beach bum and local Kung fu expert …. should be a close one.
As usual Yu Suk Kok
Hey Yu Suk Sum Yung Gai Kok
Oh no 😯 the Chinese have somehow gotten hold of à strand of Hoots DNA and cloned him. :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: :hoot: This will not end well :angrymob:
Hi all western scum 😡 .
Just back from work , did 22 h 1/2 mins , half an hour overtime as I want to go up the corporate ladder and gain toilet privileges , pissing into cola bottle not nice.
Anyways im here to answer your questions western gimps on my riginal gun…… just remember one day ! …..that’s all im saying k.
Oh dear western round eyes too round , you have to squint like China man and your see 4mm pivot shafts press fit into one side of breach ! k cover over top to look nice and stop fingers getting trapped.
Fork me so many dumb question round eye , you buy King Kong rubber toy last week ? anyways reg still being decided on but I let you know ! … forkn hell!
Fork sake you work for the CIA round eye ! …..what’s this …how big is that…. its a BF20 CNC GTI only sold in China so don’t beat yourself over it , you couldn’t work it anyways as it has the latest China software … better than Fanuc when it works.
Hmmm! that’s good for me as my idea riginal then …. you western boys think we shoot everyone is not true …. only half k.
Anyways im off top bet on cock knife fight , could win big tonight or get chicken wing for supper.
Until then Yu Suk Kok .
Vulgar?
Nonsense, wonderful story and hope you get that cow shooter built soon.
LOL! Your narrative, while a bit on the vulgar side, is hilarious. Just imagine, something “riginal” coming out of China. Anyone who has an original thought there is usually taken out and shot.
By the way, that trigger assembly looks like it might have promise.
Nice work thus far.
Regarding the trigger bits….are the pivot shafts to be supported by the side plate or are you allowing the shafts to torque under load?
No regulator….or merely not shown?
Interested in your mill…have any more pictures of it and would you share the specs and your thoughts regarding it?
Al
Pretty pics for you of riginal gun 😡
Until later Yu Suk Kok
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What I really don’t understand is why the ChiCom Army would waste money on a gas mask for a mule when they can just grab up a bunch more peasants and have them carry the stuff. When they get wiped out, grab up some more. Not only do they get the stuff transported, the population is brought under control.