Shorty vs. Standard OAL….4" difference???
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Guys, let’s get honest here, seriously…would the length of iride/Mike’s pecker (4″ when it’s on full alert) really be enough OAL difference to make a big fuss over, when choosing which size Mutant you want????
I’ll admit I really liked my Mutant Shorty …vs. Mike not liking his mutated “shorty”! (lawn mower incident, long story)
If going “Standard” is what it takes to get an improved .25 Veteran in my sweaty hands, then I can live with it. As long as the price doesn’t change.
I’m getting bored waiting for some action on this thread! While Mike can indeed entertain himself opening a skeleton key door lock with his 25mm diameter male member, in it’s excited state, also due to the fortuitous fact that the average skeleton key is also 4″ long…this ability does nothing to amuse me, because I don’t live in Texas anymore! I don’t give a damn if watching this feat does make his dogs start barking…that does nothing for us!!!
Any comments/updates?
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
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I also want 900 fps out of the 25 mutant, short will be great, standard will be OK,
But guys do not worry about Hoots Talking blubber stuff, I am not as good a shot as Hoot, He bent over to take a dump and I fired a pellet up his A
hole, His eyes turned red and the lead went straight to his brain, Yep been talking strange every since , Doctors said they could take the pellet out but since there is not much brain matter in the skull would not make any difference,
He types a lot faster than he talks, I called Hoot the other day on the phone, Took him three hours to say he has a Vulcan 25 , He just talks slow,
I did call his Doctor to ask if he had a brain fart, Doc said NO brain fart, More like a brain shit,
Mike
Pine pollen is falling by the truckloads here at Toad Suck, the roads are closed, school is cancelled, and the lakes are covered with that green dust that visits every Spring. The Mayor has declared an environmental emergency, and is seeking Federal funds. But that’s a story for another day.
Wish we could have that instead of the 16 inches of snow forecast for tomorrow :sadn: :sadn:
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Dear Black, Armored, Antennae Equipped, Six-Legged, Invasive, Swedish Insect….
I currently own a black Vulcan .25 caliber that gets a full three magazines on one 200 BAR fill…shooting down to 100 BAR, and averaging 880 fps per shot. The gun is incredibly accurate. I can shoot the curl off the top of one of imike’s turds at 100 meters! The trick is getting the shot off just as the target hits the ground. All of you realize that curl goes flat in just a few seconds after landfall…something to do with cool air hitting it. For me, the greater problem is running for my truck before imike can get his pants back up, and he starts shooting back! Don’t get me wrong…for a fat boy he certainly can move when properly motivated!!! He gets really irritated when he hears that “zzzzziiinnnggggg…SMACK!” and realizes a 31gr Barracuda pellet just passed 1.5 inches below his bare butt immediately following his most delicate and vulnerable moment of truth. No sense of humor under those conditions…just no sense of humor at all, or even appreciation of a really good shot. Alas…I digress! Where was I…..oh yes, Vulcan fps!
If I could get my Vulcan fps up to the low 900’s, I’d be a happier camper. However, the Vulcan seems to max out at 880 fps for accuracy, shot count, and FPE.
I can’t complain about the gun. However, a .25 Mutant Veteran would present a great temptation for me. Dimetry seems to be big on quality of his product and that draws me closer to the flames….
Pine pollen is falling by the truckloads here at Toad Suck, the roads are closed, school is cancelled, and the lakes are covered with that green dust that visits every Spring. The Mayor has declared an environmental emergency, and is seeking Federal funds. But that’s a story for another day.
Meanwhile…I’m bored shitless waiting for more information about the Veteran and it’s specs.
To those of you who can read….fond regards!
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
I find the expression on these dogs to be quite humorous….
I’ve never seen a .22 long or shorty mutant in EU so I don’t know where you people are looking but seems to me the US has more options of Mutant than across the pond… (Unless you are in the Ukraine I suppose)
I hope that changes with the .25
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Dear Micro-cephalic Forum Ingrates…
All this chatter is horseshit unless Dimetry actually sends guns to the U.S. Here it is March already and no Veterans to be seen.
Further, no fair jacking up the price just because we are talking about the guns.
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PS: That’s all I’ve got to say.
What is the OAL of the long?
Personally I’m going for a long. I say leave the Standard and Shorty’s to the .22s. if I’m stepping up the caliber I’m going to step up the size also. I don’t want any limitations cause I chose the shorter one with smaller airtube and barrel.
I thought about ordering a standard .22 barrel and seeing if it would fit a shorty, But I jumped the gun and ordered a regular shorty CZ barrel
If I remember right it was right at 200 bucks for the barrel,
Both the CZ and the L—— (I for got the name of it) both Barrels are just as accurate, The L—- Barrel was a little less picky with the pellets and shot everything good,
Hoots been hitting the moon shine again, Been up in them hills and scored a good batch,
1′ = 12” At least that is the way I measure , I get complaints from some women , Not all of them.
We all no everything is bigger in Texas, Last Deer season I shot a jackrabbit, I thought it was a deer,
Mule deer around here do not jump fences, They just step over them,
Hoot, had blue eyes in his youth, In his old age they turned brown he is so full of shit,
And Cricket got one blue eye and one brown eye, He is getting there.
Mike
4″ in modern measurements is just over 10cm. I have to agree that’s not a lot, not at all (sorry Mike :smilen: )
For 10cm difference I would probably choose the standard over shorty 9 times out of 10 in .25 cal.
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Did I mention iride Mike’s turds were black??? And…and…the wart on the end of his nose turns purple when he strains!!!
The doctor offered to remove it for free, because it was so large it would make a great lab specimen. Mike said “NO WAY“…he uses it to line up the double yellow line on the highway when he drunk drives his ’58 Studebaker truck…that’s why his 4th wife left him. She didn’t bother to get a divorce, she just jumped out of his truck at 85 miles an hour…Mike was so dead drunk he wouldn’t even have know she took the plunge except he heard her yell…as she went out the door….“SHITTTheadeddddpriiiiiiiccckkkk….
True story! Just saying….is all!
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