Shot in the Ass
When I was in 5th grade. I went bird hunting with a friend of mine. I stepped in dog crap so I went by a pond and took my shoe off to rinse it in the water. Crouching down, my friend was stand pretty far from me and was like can I try to shoot you with one pump? (we both had crosman pump rifles). I said no way but he did it anyways and as I was cleaning my shoe I could see bb’s bouncing around me. Then all of a sudden whack! right in my ass. It sucked all the air in me and I couldn’t even scream if I wanted to. When I did catch my breath, I was able to shout out “that was 2 pumps m*therf*cker!” I ran around chasing him trying to get even but he ran home.
On to this video below. Props to Steve O for taking shots at point blank.
http://www.break.com/video/why-bb-guns-are-dangerous-2529670
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I was almost afraid to post it. I was brought up in a very wealthy suburb (Hinsdale) southwest of Chicago but far out and the native rich kids had some significant pellet/bb gun wars during my teen years among their other much more expensive toys. I even heard of police breaking some of them up. A hobby of the spoiled but hardly limited to them. Of course I wasn’t. 😆