So.. you just told your pregnant wife you want to buy a AAAC

R.C. Said:Get a new set of balls and get a woman outside of this screwed up culture we have. It is as simple as that.

Yep,If your not happy with the one your with, Fire their ass and hire another one! Plenty of good ones out there Boys!

I too went out side of the culture. I found a German farm girl. Loves working hard, and dotes on me endlessly. Oh, and the food she cooks! 😯 😀 AND none of the Prissy American goody-goody sexual hangups.

Add that to the fact that she is my best friend, and would defend our home and family to the death. (Shoots damed well and isn’t afraid to us a 500 S&W, or a cocked and locked 1911)

She is very sick now, with a desease that will eventually kill her. I do everything I can for her, as she has given me so much.
I pray every day that it is not soon.

KnifeMaker

Yeah, I know there are a lot of people who will read that post and get pissed, but why be with someone who like you say, is not your best friend, and if they stop being that best friend get another, your never too old to fall in love.

I take her to Walmart or Safeway, see all the walruses waddling around in the isles and rejoice.

I take her dancing and the guys my age look at who they are there with and you can see the thoughts in thier eyes, “Just how much does a ticket to Manila cost anyway.”

And I love it.

RC

All wives are different.

I have had four of them, two mean bitches, one of whom said men should not be allowed toys, and one crazy bitch who is in a phyco ward as I type this. I spent 24 years with the Borderline personality bitch and Mental health practioners have wanted to present me with the “National Medal of bending over backwards”, because of it

This last one I traveled to asia specifically to find,I had tired of women who think the bitter old hags on “The view”, Elizabeth being the exception, should dictate their lives.

After a year or two of searching around asia and dating I found her, I know, it was a dark and lonely job but someone had to do it.

But bottom line, I went outside of culture to find the woman of my dreams.

At the time I had spent 13 years of living in the wilderness, 10 of it with the idiot bitch and 3 years as a hermit after she made my life blissful by leaving me..

I sold the place and moved to civilization and not knowing any women, I got on match.com. What I found was a pool of cast off, over weight, man hating women. So I went to asia to fing the classic man worshipping, man serving asian woman that is ledgend of the James Bond movies, and I found her.

The woman would not dream of saying an ill word to me. She is drop dead beautiful, all sexy 87 lbs of her, dedicated to making me happy in every way. When my coffee cup is empty it is a national emergency. She came from a very strict family and had to have her brothers permisison to stay out past 7 PM at 40 years of age. Compare that to todays amercan women who if they had as many sticking out of them as they have had sticking in them, they would resemble porcupines.

Yesterdy I saw a lovely grade 4 FX Tarantula on the Yellow, I love classic wood stocks, and no not the Star wars designed shit we get on air guns but true classic PB stocks you see on classic Mausers, and the Tarantula has that styling.

And it was our annivesary.

She said,” its your money”, I am retired and the only source of income, “buy it” she said. “You can always sell it if you want and get your money back if you think you need to so buy it.”

In the end I bought another bullet mold last night and passed on the Tarantula.

Point is, unlike swans and eagles, humans are not meant to mate for life. Yeah I know that is a controverial statement, but think about it, of the long term couples you know, most can’t stand each other, most have not touched each other sexually since there was a Kennedy in the White house.

And most are trying to get along with their wives like the poor chap that started this thread.

Most of those long term relationships are people who can’t get along and live as strangers in their own homes.

Okay your going to say it is the Christian thing to do, but those values were brought forth by Paul in the bible, who many theologins secretly think was probably a queer to start with. He did not believe married folks should even have sex, such a fine individual to dictate sexual habits of married couples, as is the catholic church who insists we only have sex to begat children, and the advice comes from homosexual pedifiles who happpen to run the church.. And if you read the bible you see plural marriages were the norm anyway, so like I say that is the usual christian bullshit filtering down thru the ages.

As you get old you should replace those old white, fat, worn out, bitter man hating hags and get a lovely young thing who nutures and cares for you in your old age.

Now I am not sayng you should keep your wife barefoot and in poverty. I dote on my wife because of who and what she is, in asia she had nothing, she lived in a middle class family which here would be at poverty level.

She now has a 10 lb treasure chest jewel box, filled with diamonds, rubies and saphires, nothing is plated or fake, there is not a single piece of costume jewelery in it, prpbably our best investments we have made are in that box and worth far more than all the airguns I have owned, and unlike me and my air guns, we do not trade the jewelery in for new pieces, we just buy another, and she has a closet of fine cothing and shoes, but I like to take her out and show her off and it keeps her happy and because of the way she treast me she deserves every single bit of her treasure.

But the point is, if your miserable, don’t stay together for the kids, fuck Dr Laura and Dr Phil and the rest of these bloob tube experts and make yourself happy, Dr Laura and Phil are not living with these bitter controlling bitches, you are, and until you you make yourself happpy, you can’t make your wife happy, pure and simple. I repeat, until your happy you can’t make your wife happy.

Think about this boys, the average american woman had everything she could desire all her juvenile life, her father bought her dolls, clothes, electronis and cars, mamma took her to dance lessons and she was put thru college, not because she deserved it, becsue she was daddy’s daughter and she has known nothing else. Then she meets the man of her dreams and expects the same treatment and if she does not get it, she has all her girl friends to advise her.

Get a new set of balls and get a woman outside of this screwed up culture we have. It is as simple as that.

Regards,

Roachcreek

So many variables to this scenario…if you don’t have money, or a good paying job, hold off on it…otherwise, if a mediocre income, consider buying an equal amount of new cloths for Moma and some baby stuff at the same time but only if you don’t have to use those loan shark credit cards. Not long ago it was.referred to as illegal usery or loansharking to charge 12% or.more interest because it is nearly impossible to get out from under that kind of debt.

Additionally, if the income or money is from your half of the union and she pitches a bitch (the louder one complains the more likely they are hiding something) then and only then explain that it would cost a lot more but you were considering family genetic testing to assure the health of the baby…if she changes her mind and says something like that would be so expensive honey, get yourself a new BB gun for now, just maybe you both got away with something.

We should always discuss money expenditures greater than $100 with our wives. They are our partners. Dr. Laura would tell your wife that it’s far better to have you shooting your “BB” gun than shooting your load with another woman. 😉 It’s much cheaper than a Harley, you don’t have to insure it, and it probably won’t land you in the hospital. Just sayin’.

God Luck and congratulations! Is this your first child?