Some really sound advice…

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Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone hiding under my bed at night, so I went to a psychiatrist for help!

I told him “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

Being on a fixed income I asked…“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

““I’ll sleep on it!” , said I.

Six months later, the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week, for a year, is $12,480.00. But a bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new Toyota pickup truck! ”

“Is that so?” he said, with a bit of attitude, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the fucking legs off that bed!”

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