Took my first grizley with an airgun today

A P12. It was a pretty tough shot because a Sasquatch was blocking the way. It’s a little know fact that saquatches have a large void in their nasal cavity which pellets can penetrate quite easily. No problem at all from 1,367 yards out.

Now I will admit that the hail storm and 300+ mile per hour wind put me to the test, but with a little Oregonian windage I was able to pull it off despite the fact that I was jumping a unicycle through a ring of fire as I juggled 200 chainsaws at at the time. I’m just saying it’s best to be prepared for any situation, which I always am.

Man I love that P12. Next week I’m hunting unicorns. I was lucky enough to get a licence for the biannual hunt in Atlantis. Until then I’ll be hanging out with my best friend Bob Marley. We’re recording an album together. We invited John Lennon and Jim Morrison to join us, but they have not got back to us yet. You know I’ll keep you updated.