who listens to their wife
i was wondering who pays attention to the wife, and what happens if you dont? i find myself not listening to my wife when it comes to buying upgrades for my condor. she just makes faces and stares at me. what about you guys?
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I just Pee all over the lid when it is down. And by magic it now is up at all times 😛
Listen to the wif? Ah, you mean the age old toilet seat discussion…
How to get even? Put the seat AND the cover down, then the real truth comes out…
“It’s easier for me when just the seat is down…”
“But it’s easier for ME when it is up…!”
Somehow logic has no effect on those without balls… 😯
Marriage is not for me unless I have an iron clad prenup, NO woman is worth half of my earnings for the rest of my life…
LONG LIVE TOM LEYKIS!!!!!!!!!!
teach your wife how to shoot take her with you. when she outshoots you thats the reason to buy another rifle!!!!
If some Ho wants to impress me all she has to do is: show up naked, bring food, and don’t block the TV. And most of all…..just shut the fuck up!
DFH
No wonder you’re lashed up half the time.
I’m not married and i don’t have a girlfiriend so i make sure that every spare bit of cash that i earn after bills are paid goes on me.No whinging,no moaning,no silent treatment….i’m as happy as a fat chick in an all you can eat self service restauraunt.
Adam,
Do you think Langy could machine a couple thousand tons off of ’em for you? Will they fit in the steady? 😛 😛 😆 😆
It true check out DH’s stable of bitches
😛
Too many to count!!! 8)
So how many girls have impressed you? )
The women I’ve dated = “in one ear and out the other” for me. I’m sorry, I don’t give a flying fuck about your sisters marital problems. It is not my fault she married an ice head with no job. I used to pretend to listen. I just make sure my fun vehicles have ultra loud exhaust, and a good sound system for when I’m in neutral at the light.
If some Ho wants to impress me all she has to do is: show up naked, bring food, and don’t block the TV. And most of all…..just shut the fuck up!
DFH
Speaking of listening……My wife used to always joke about me being deaf. The company i’m with does annual hearing tests and keeps track of your scores so they can tell if you’ve suffered a loss from one year to the next. I have BETTER than average hearing! SHIT!!! She no longer thinks it’s funny when i say i didn’t hear her.
In my case, it actually depends on just how much money is in the account.
I listen to mine and she listens to me. We both agree that as long as there is money in the account…..”its all good”.
Thankfully Im going deaf. At first it was kind of disturbing but as time goes on I find it an asset.
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You guys are really going to laugh at me this time. Go buy Dr. Laura Schlessinger’s book, “The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands”. Read it yourself first so that you will know that you are not torpedoing yourself. Then give it to her to read, or just leave it lying around. It can make a huge positive change in her. I know that it is hard to believe that Dr. Laura encourages women to drop the feminist BS and appreciate their men. No BS, it’s a good read.