Would you date this pig???

Yep it’s cold here. Been calling for a bob today. Can’t hardly type hands still froze.
Suppose to get 8 inches up here in the high elevation.
I’d wouldn’t cull that hog right now if I was ole hoot 🙂

That’s a special breed of Chinese pig called “Zhu Jyu Ren Gaowan”, raised in China and parts of Arkansas for testicle steaks. The fellow driving the modified rototiller is on his way to :hoot: ‘s house and what you folks don’t realize is when Hoot: asks:”would you date this pig?”, he’s serious. The twisted mind of our dear uncle has turned towards revenge!

If his neighbor can raise fancy chickens, he’ll raise fancy pigs. Oh yes. It won’t be long before ol’ :hoot: is firing up the grill, cooking some … “steaks”. It’s just a matter of time before his neighbor moves out. My spies tell me Hoot: even placed the feeding troughs strategically, so the ass end of those hogs will be pointing right at chicken-town. Chickens vs. hogs, you know which has greater FPE (fecal potential estimate).

He must have been eating steroids like there was no tomorrow. In that infamous red leather trunk – pose his nuts were of the size of a that of a young Chipmunk , still immature for breeding.
Either steroids or gallons of Red Bull.

Guys,,,

one day i saw my dearest Uncle :hoot: ‘s balls ,,he was posting his pic with a pink pajamas , there was a hole in the pajama ,, his balls were came out from his pajama and just look like this balls,,,pink and as big as it is,,, ,,, i don’t know how he could make them like this??!! :whistle: 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯

PS; my Uncle with such big balls ,,, you can provide enough sperms to all Arkansas ladies … :rofl: :rofl: 😉 :4: :4:

Talk about a pair of nuts!

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Without a shadow of a doubt ! Check his manly balls. Look at that pinkish hyde. What´s not to date ?? Is that an Arkansanian She Male ??

Or is this a trick question and by “Pig” you mean the “Driver” of that manly machine ??