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So.. you just told your pregnant wife you want to buy a AAAC

How do you think this one is going to turn out?
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So, RC, speaking of compressors, why don’t you get a real compressor? It certainly seems like you have need for one. πŸ˜‰

http://sheldensportinggoods.com/

AW SHIT ❗

I FORGOT TO INCLUDE A SMILEY πŸ˜€

IN MY LAST POST AND IT CHANGED THE WHOLE MEANING

To late now 😳

Ask for forgiveness not permission =)

quote roachcreek:

Gawd, Old Goat is trying to piss me off and steal my widowed bride after I am gone and Riff wants to evacuate my bowels so he can fuck me, what is this forum coming to?

RC

Your not cuter when you’re angry. πŸ˜†

Lurker,

Being as you choose to go there.

Anytime you want to step up to the plate to give it a try go ahead, oh thats right, I forgot you can’t leave your hoarding paradise because your fear of earthquakes.

Just kidding of course.

RC

My suggestion was to shove that thing down your throat so you wouldn’t keep any other newly departed awake with long tales of superiority. At least until we make sure your dues are fully paid πŸ™„

Just kidding of coarse πŸ˜‰

Gawd, Old Goat is trying to piss me off and steal my widowed bride after I am gone and Riff wants to evacuate my bowels so he can fuck me, what is this forum coming to?

RC

Break your dick in half?

By the time they empty you of all the shit your full of, they can bury you in a film container. 😎

I dont use smilies enough, but you should know by now Im just fuckin with ya. πŸ˜‰

Hey Roach: she is a great looking girl and (according to you) she seems like a woman that is very easy to get along with!

Please put me at the top of your list to help her out after your demise. I don’t care about your guns or your pension. I would be happy to help her out but; after you said that she would need to break your dick in half to close the coffin; I might not be able to help her out as much as I thought I could! 😳

By the way: having a local reporter saying that you died of HIV (High Impact Velocity) wouldn’t scare me off! πŸ˜†

Don’t get pissed off: you should know by now that I am just teasing!

Yeah, and she gets my police pension too.

As long as she does not remarry, and the gals in her family never do.

But I have taken care of that, I have hired a local reporter to put in the newspaper that I died of HIV, that should keep them away from her. πŸ˜›

In my will I have asked her to contact one of you to sell my guns and Shoebox and tanks, molds and the rest of my equipment.

Then the last part of my will is paying someone to break my dick in half, so they can close the lid to that coffin.

RC

Roach when you drop dead

She will have a great auction of all your goodies. πŸ˜›

You dirty old fuck! And your compliment was very muce appriciated, but wholy undeserved.

Mike

I ordered a Freedom 8 this weekend to replace my Shoebox, my wifes responce was that it was really needed.

This is after acquirng this month:
A custom AZ Rapid
A NOE mold
A RCBS scale
A Lyman mold
Getting it HPed
set of Lee handles
Enough Kodiaks from Pyramyd to make the shipping free

Somebody stop me, I am ready for the meetings!….. πŸ˜›

And my wife is an excellent cook, stunningly beautiful and runs backwards with her eyes closed when I chase her.

Life is good,

RC

My wife and I have an Understanding..
I just tell her, “I am getting a new Air rifle Bitch,, UNDERSTAND!”….End of story πŸ˜€

Yeh I wish that’s how it worked 😳

A friend told me something a few years back about gambling

If someone tells you they won $500 divide in half πŸ˜₯

If someone tells you they lost $500 multiply it X3 😯

I use the same kind of math when I tell my wife about toy purchases, Fortunately she doesn’t know the hidden formula

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

OPS

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