Miss Universe in Moscow
I know I know this is a heck of a stretch but our favorite bullpups are Russian and I am just wondering if Ed may be in attendance? 😀 There are some real hot babes. 😛 Too many to mention. It makes you want to shoot your bullpup. 😯 It’s on NBC in the US right now….
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You guys are too much. I honestly cancelled my cable service 4 months ago because I couldn’t find anything entertaining on TV, and upgraded my internet and cell phone services.
I spend most of my time on the TAG.
You did what now? You sir are sicker than us! There is very little entertainment to be had here we are but a sad bunch of adults that like to play with over priced kids toys..
Although it may look like civil conversation here at times, don’t be fooled.. it is very school yard and most of us have the IQ to match a 6 year olds..
Now log off and call your cable guy as quick as you can, tell him you were tricked by a bunch of juveniles with BB guns and made the biggest mistake of your life..
P.S. I havent owned a TV for 15 years.. It gives you cancer of the brain.. life is far more interesting.. :popcorn:
Where do you get off trashing those 6 year old innocent little Brats? You should give them more credit than that – their IQ greatly exceeds the IQ of any member here. You truly should’ve known …
I strongly suspect most members spend lots of time in front of a TV. It’s evident that many of us suffer from brain cancer or at least have some damage on their gray matter.
Well the truth be known Chinese Clones actually have a massive appetite and a real weak spot for northern Thai ladyboy sausages. Normally the carry their food in a small purse made from a cured goats scrotum and hang it around their neck for quick snacks in times of hunger… Unfortunately the Pageants rules require the contestants to wear only the supplied garments for the duration they are on stage.. Where’s a clone girl supposed to hide her sausage and purse if she cant hang it around her neck? Please dont judge her, there are many strange cultural practices in this world and we have to all just except them if we ever want to see world peace.
I could swear it was Uncle Hoot talkin here!!
You guys are too much. I honestly cancelled my cable service 4 months ago because I couldn’t find anything entertaining on TV, and upgraded my internet and cell phone services.
I spend most of my time on the TAG.
You did what now? You sir are sicker than us! There is very little entertainment to be had here we are but a sad bunch of adults that like to play with over priced kids toys..
Although it may look like civil conversation here at times, don’t be fooled.. it is very school yard and most of us have the IQ to match a 6 year olds..
Now log off and call your cable guy as quick as you can, tell him you were tricked by a bunch of juveniles with BB guns and made the biggest mistake of your life..
P.S. I havent owned a TV for 15 years.. It gives you cancer of the brain.. life is far more interesting.. :popcorn:
Crossmans offering looks much better beside the large lady, and I would be sold if it came with a bucket of original recipes 🙂
That new Crosman is a real pig. 😯Which one is your mom, brother Coda? What a bunch of fuckers eh?
You guys are killing me. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You guys are too much. I honestly cancelled my cable service 4 months ago because I couldn’t find anything entertaining on TV, and upgraded my internet and cell phone services.
I spend most of my time on the TAG.
These other guys are sniffing the goat pooh too long and it is affecting their brains. I told them to stay on the kisser side of these goats but they just won’t listen. :butkick: I don’t know where he got a picture of my mother from but she deserves the royalties for such a display. Please forward those to my PayPal account at mesolow@fatnugly.com. That new Crosman is a real pig. 😯
I apologise to brother Coda. It was you who started this thread. I was too busy laughing. My mind became blurry.
By far the most entertaining thread I read.
THANK YOU BROTHER Coda.
Sincerely
V
Wingy…wtf…you sure have one the most talented and twisted mind I ever known. I was popping a wood until I got to China.
You are too much brother. I ended up on the floor on my side running a circle and laughing my ass off.
Ok ok let this be known even though I owned a P12 as my first airgun. But I will gladly take the former Miss Sweden over China any day and night. Miss Sweden can have all of my sausage she wants. That is just the way I roll bro!!!!!!Unless you are hinting something big is coming from SPA?
Shit this post made my day. Thanks brother Ville for starting the post and thanks brother Phil for making me laugh.
Well done Wingman, I can’t wait for the talent portion of the Judging. Ted in Madison, you snooze you loose!! Leyla, Lelya, a real beauty no matter how you spell it.
This post is most certainly enough to give Dearest Uncle Hoot a half a leaner!
Regards
LarryW 😛 😛 😛 😛
Another year and this years contestants are of high calibre once again.. this year has not been with out its modelling dramas though…
Our fist contestant to the stage is Miss Estonia. Russian born Lelya is the little sister of last years Estonian contestant
She too is adorned with those fine European lines and carried out the catwalk with high percussion and perfect accuracy. Although she is a smaller build than her big sister she is very tough and has been known as a heart breaker.. She has been trying for a over a year now to get a modelling contract in the USA and was very close to her big break in Arkansas a few months back but she never showed for her audition.. although the details around this incident are vague, it was rumoured as she was entering the USA she kicked an American customs agents man raisins within inches of his lungs for pronouncing her name wrong… witnesses on the same flight report hearing her scream “Who the F#*K is Eric Clapton! DON’T CALL ME LEYLA!”
After a public apology she has been allowed to return early next year for “another shot” She hopes to pay a visit to her deaf and blind old Uncle in Toadsuck and hopes she isn’t too late already as his letters have become further apart and his ramblings are that of a senile madman whom once had the intelligence of a coywolf but now seems that he could be outsmarted by a simple raccoon…
Next up Miss Ukraine, a controversial contestant who’s beauty was said to have started war between two nations.. Unfortunately she is her own worst enemy and it doesn’t look like she will be able to travel outside of her home country any time soon. :angrymob:
It seems world round that governments are making it harder for these beautiful models to travel freely around the world and in this young models case even within her own country..
Miss China this year lives a secret life underground hiding from her government with fear of a serious prison sentence or worse, wild accusations of being an “engineered clone” like her cousin was last year when she decided to step into the world spotlight.
Her cousin, who still likes to travel under her untraceable clone name of P.12 V2.0 seems to be doing well in her new home in the USA after a few initial tweaks by her engineers and a nip and tuck here and there.. This years Miss China only hopes she can also escape her prison lifestyle and come live with her cousin in a trailer park and talk shit while smoking the reafer :11: all day and play video games all night. :17:
Miss Korea has the judges attention this year, she has had a relaxing holiday and returned with a new found philosophy, “it is more pleasing to work the bar with your hand to get the lead out slower and put it exactly where you want it than it is to squeeze it off and spray it all over the place”… The word on the street is she has been shacked up with a guy in Maddison USA and he has been putting her new found techniques to the test.. Even though this fellow has had many gentle nudges prompting for a report on her performance he is a old fashioned guy and is yet to kiss and tell.. :fishinghole:
The battle for Miss Czech Republic was a big one this year..
The runner up was the new girl on the scene who couldn’t gather the funds to enter the Miss universe but will endeavour to get her next year. The word on the street is this little minx once was a fluffer for last years Miss Czech Republic but got tired of the reward less position and wanted to make a go of it herself.. the judges have and eye on this wee one who boasts she can be cocked from both sides. :12:
Miss Czech republic 2014 would like to thank her Russian sister who was in her position last year but sadly has developed and eating disorder after a rough break up and was last seen in a delusional state screaming “Just shoot me” and now has sadly disappeared..
This was the last photo taken of the sisters together before the mysterious disappearance.. she was so thin here you could see her rib cage..
Former miss Czech Republics skeleton like frame will be sadly missed by many who really don’t like her fat lazy Czech born sister and her habit of throwing a leg out of bed and loosing the contents of her pockets in the bush..
I guess only a rear bread of Swedish born Finlandian would be the only one crazy enough to break up with the hot sister only to go out with the fat one, thank goodness there is a slim chance of meeting such a deluded fellow. :whistle:
The 4th Miss Czech republic contestant who for the 4th year running failed yet again to turn up to the pageant as her cylcle broke yet again on the way. Se has not aged well at all, the judges feel from the application photos they received she has got a little long in the tooth and chunky in the butt when compared to her photos of 4 years ago and fear she missed the prime modelling years of her life now and may never get a foot in the door.
Miss Taiwan was a dark and mysterious new girl on the scene this year and comes from a small village just out of fuxing Mai bang bang.. unfortunately she doesn’t speak or understand any English the judges were unable to establish any of her credentials.. no sooner has she graced the catwalk she disappeared into the night and for all we know she is back in Fuxing earning $2 an hour saving hard for a new adjustable butt implant procedure. :darth-vader:
Miss USA missed the evening gown, sports wear and interview section of the pageant and turned up just in time for the swim wear section.
When the impatient judges questioned her on her whereabouts, she replied… “I waz out gettin me a bucket of chicken!”
This large calibre girl was not only late to the party but has very little appeal to anyone beside a pair of hippo hunting safari boys who claim they are being paid to hang out with her and carry her bulky bush pig ass around the game parks as she is desperate to be an African Queen.. :horse:
That was some funny shit right there !!!!
Where I got those photos from was a classified.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/79574/thread/1317088098/rare+venom-daystate+bullpup
I know nothing about that DS Bullpup but we apparently share the same opinion over that steel breached R3 being soon a Collectors Item and , IMO only, the best there´s been to date. Maybe Ed has still parts to build one, brand new …
I take mine in .25 Long, thank you ! 😎
BTW – is that stock on that Venom a “lefty” or Ambidextrous ??
yes, google TRL is the best i believe…. great writing Wingman NZ, you become an Arabian man.
ترحيب
يرجى هذا هو منتدى يتحدث الانجليزية فقط وذلك باستخدام مترجم جوجل إذا كنت ترغب في إضافة.
Wingman NZ
Ha Ha.. Gee thanks Hemn, Does this mean I must have more than one wife? Just the thought of more than one makes my man member shrivel up and retract to my lungs..
I have just been contacted by someone in Europe who read this thread and owns one of these original Daystate Venom Bullpups and has offered it to me to purchase..
He has no Idea of a fair price and neither do I.. I am happy to pay market value for it but I would love to hear others thoughts of what this pup would be worth.
It would be nice to have in my pup collection but if it holds large “collectors value” Id happily pass on it and buy an older version Edgun which holds more “collectors value” to me..
Your thoughts my bullpup brothers?
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Well the truth be known Chinese Clones actually have a massive appetite and a real weak spot for northern Thai ladyboy sausages. Normally the carry their food in a small purse made from a cured goats scrotum and hang it around their neck for quick snacks in times of hunger… Unfortunately the Pageants rules require the contestants to wear only the supplied garments for the duration they are on stage.. Where’s a clone girl supposed to hide her sausage and purse if she cant hang it around her neck? Please dont judge her, there are many strange cultural practices in this world and we have to all just except them if we ever want to see world peace.
I could swear it was Uncle Hoot talkin here!!
They both have the same taste of the Chinese/Asian things. Wing likes to look at Thai lady boy porn and imagine about sausages all day long. Uncle Hoot: talks to his shop assistant all day thinking one day he’ll reply back to him in Chinese.