Dear Talon Forum II

My Uncle Ed said he was going to ship me a .22 Lelya! I’ll have a nice Lelya and the rest of you won’t! I’m getting a total knee replacement on 4/1/14, so if Tony gets it in on that date…. you mutts keep your dick-skinners off my Lelya! Of course, I don’t expect it to arrive that soon. I understand Ed is hand-building it himself at home, on his own time, while being watched by the KGB. What a swell guy to do that!

Only if I croak on the table, will Tony let bids be taken on the “Hoot Lelya“…the fact that it almost belonged to me will increase it’s market value considerably.

After the operation, with only one leg to stand on, arthritis in both hands…it is the Lelya alone that will allow me to shoot my neighbor’s chickens…one handed, at night, right in their stupid beady little eyes!!!

As I sleep peacefully at night, after my operation, I will dream of chicken brains splattering all over the side of that fat, mean, old bitch’s house! She hates me. She hates air guns. She hates air gun shooters, but mostly…she just hates me!

Last year, I caught a lot of fish one day from the lake behind my house. I cleaned them for supper. I tossed some of the guts along the shore for the raccoons to eat, and hopefully keep them out of my garden, where they dig for worms. Well, the raccoons didn’t come that night. The next day there were a hundred vultures along the shoreline fighting each other for a beak full of fish guts. Two of them landed on the roof of the lady next door. She has a skylight in her roof. To her horror, two vultures had a tug of war with a big strand of fish guts in their beaks, right on top of her skylight, as she watched! One of them pulled so hard, it shit all over her skylight. I thought she was going to have a stroke! She called my wife, and demanded that I put all future fish guts in a sack, put them in my freezer, and keep them there until the garbage man comes.

I can still hear her screaming on the phone…”DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FOR VULTURE SHIT TO WEAR OFF MY SKYLIGHT???” Well, to be truthful, I don’t know the half-life of vulture shit, nor do I care to learn. I later found out it has much acid, and it took all Summer for it to wear off her skylight. I didn’t put my fish guts in a sack, or freeze them either. I threw them further out into the lake for the other fish to eat.

She always watches me. She doesn’t trust me. She told my wife that I’m always up to ‘something’. (This is true) So whenever I throw guts into the lake, I know she is looking. I am very happy when I throw fish guts in the lake, while she watches!

I’m in my 70’s, and not much amuses me anymore. But…if there is a heaven, there will be an ugly, fat, mean, old bitch living next door to me, and I will be able to shoot her fancy chickens, and throw fish guts on her roof, and vultures will shit on her head! And I will be happy.

I’m not a mean man. I’m just hard to amuse!

Regards,

Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 t

Hi SECoda,

If you had Edgun lelya .177 and Cricket compact .177 avail. for you, which one would you pick? are you still buying Cricket?

You can see YOUR personal Lelya at the third photo behind my left shoulder. That is the Lelya I will send to you when I get it back from Germany.

Some KITS in .22 and .25 are to be sent to USA in March.

I am still travelling back home, today I am in Helsinki. When I will be back home I do hope to make a report about IWA, if I have power 🙂

Ed