Off topic. Karma is a bitch


Wanta edgun was driving this car at 1:30 am on alabama highway 231, between Pell City and Vincent when he stuck a 2000 lbs bull. There was only one fatality.

The bull.
Everyone that stopped asked me, where is the guy from that car? No one could believe that I wasn’t dead. The cop took at least three double takes when I said it was my car. I had to punch (no I’m not superman, the window was 1/2 rolled down so it wasn’t that hard) the passenger side window out to get the door opened and Pull my legs out from under the dashboard. I had a bull on my head but its ok cause now I can smell colors and communicate with animals. It took me about an hour to dig all the glass and bull hair out of my arms and scalp but I’m a survivor baby. Ever had shattered glass in your ear canal?
Son of a bitch!! I just spent $800 and 50 hours rebuilding the whole front suspension on that car last weekend. Notice the brand new tires. Any one want to buy a a $4500 jdm civic type-R B16b motor with original factory hand ported cylinder head? It comes with a duel synchro factory LSD transmission, new axles, and a side of tenderized beef.. :rofl:
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Lately, it seems like I am dodging deer nearly every evening ride on my Honda scooter. 😯