Off topic. Karma is a bitch
Wanta edgun was driving this car at 1:30 am on alabama highway 231, between Pell City and Vincent when he stuck a 2000 lbs bull. There was only one fatality.
The bull.
Everyone that stopped asked me, where is the guy from that car? No one could believe that I wasn’t dead. The cop took at least three double takes when I said it was my car. I had to punch (no I’m not superman, the window was 1/2 rolled down so it wasn’t that hard) the passenger side window out to get the door opened and Pull my legs out from under the dashboard. I had a bull on my head but its ok cause now I can smell colors and communicate with animals. It took me about an hour to dig all the glass and bull hair out of my arms and scalp but I’m a survivor baby. Ever had shattered glass in your ear canal?
Son of a bitch!! I just spent $800 and 50 hours rebuilding the whole front suspension on that car last weekend. Notice the brand new tires. Any one want to buy a a $4500 jdm civic type-R B16b motor with original factory hand ported cylinder head? It comes with a duel synchro factory LSD transmission, new axles, and a side of tenderized beef.. :rofl:
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El Toro didn’t make out to well, very glad your ok. When you use the word MATADOR in the future you will have a great story and photos for verification.
In Mexico City you would likely have received the tail and at least one ear for a quick clean kill. Glad your ok!!
Regards
LarryW 😎
The cop knew who owned it but he showed up and said it wasn’t his without even looking at it. Bull wasn’t marked..
Glad you’re okay but sorry about the car. Was the cow marked or is any one the cow? that was a BIG cow!!
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Look it this way, steak for your entire family and friends for a whole year! :biggrinn: