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I suggest instead of taking a dump, you leave a dump! Why would you want to take one? Yuck! :8:
Wise words from The Wise himself. The Oracle has spoken so listen Pilgrim and listen good.
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Hoot:
I have a horde of birds again today in the bright sun and it is 32 F before the ice storm comes tomorrow. They have become a bit skittish in the last few days. :rofl:
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OK, I took Uncle Hoot’s advice but I have a problem now. I wear my depends, take a dump and other shooters start coughing and get completely distracted missing the target entirely. However, after the first shot that 200 fpe pushes me off my seat due to decreased friction. Not only does it hurt my bum but it severely disturbs my concentration for the next shot. What’s your advice – hail the respected oracle of Toad Suck?
Don´t i always ?? :suprisedn:
In 1957, the great marksman, E. KnOb Fernable, in his book ” I used to not shoot so good! ” Said rule number one in marksman ship is, and I quote…”iff’n you want it to hit…first take a shit!”
This creative and functional advice has been used by many professional marksmen and women in adding points to their scores in competitive shooting events.
Kindest regards,
Uncle Hoot:
OK, I’ll have to start looking at some depends then. It would actually give me double advantage, not only would I feel more relaxed but others would get distracted by the smell. Thank you for your wisdom once again uncle Hoot.
Most of us grow old and wise. The Uncle passed that and grew straight up to The Oracle of Truth. Much like those once mighty Greek Gods he lives on the Mountains , although in Arkansas. The mainstream Christians have their measly Fisherman from Nazareth while we have our Medicin Man from Toad Suck. :6:
Behave Ville
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Slainte, Riku
Rocket Man…I generally recommend a generic stool softener for most disorders affecting older shooters! Steadys the aim, sharpens the eye, and calms the “jitters” which in my experience is caused by a clogged bowel tube!
In 1957, the great marksman, E. KnOb Fernable, in his book ” I used to not shoot so good! ” Said rule number one in marksman ship is, and I quote…”iff’n you want it to hit…first take a shit!”
This creative and functional advice has been used by many professional marksmen and women in adding points to their scores in competitive shooting events.
Kindest regards,
Uncle Hoot:
OK, I’ll have to start looking at some depends then. It would actually give me double advantage, not only would I feel more relaxed but others would get distracted by the smell. Thank you for your wisdom once again uncle Hoot.
Most of us grow old and wise. The Uncle passed that and grew straight up to The Oracle of Truth. Much like those once mighty Greek Gods he lives on the Mountains , although in Arkansas. The mainstream Christians have their measly Fisherman from Nazareth while we have our Medicin Man from Toad Suck. :6:
Neither do we. As usual.
You guys really lost me, I do not know whet the shit you are talking about?
Mike
And so is Hoot: !!!
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Hoot:
Slainte, Riku
Rocket Man…I generally recommend a generic stool softener for most disorders affecting older shooters! Steadys the aim, sharpens the eye, and calms the “jitters” which in my experience is caused by a clogged bowel tube!
In 1957, the great marksman, E. KnOb Fernable, in his book ” I used to not shoot so good! ” Said rule number one in marksman ship is, and I quote…”iff’n you want it to hit…first take a shit!”
This creative and functional advice has been used by many professional marksmen and women in adding points to their scores in competitive shooting events.
Kindest regards,
Uncle Hoot:
OK, I’ll have to start looking at some depends then. It would actually give me double advantage, not only would I feel more relaxed but others would get distracted by the smell. Thank you for your wisdom once again uncle Hoot.
Slainte, Riku
Rocket Man…I generally recommend a generic stool softener for most disorders affecting older shooters! Steadys the aim, sharpens the eye, and calms the “jitters” which in my experience is caused by a clogged bowel tube!
In 1957, the great marksman, E. KnOb Fernable, in his book ” I used to not shoot so good! ” Said rule number one in marksman ship is, and I quote…”iff’n you want it to hit…first take a shit!”
This creative and functional advice has been used by many professional marksmen and women in adding points to their scores in competitive shooting events.
Kindest regards,
Uncle Hoot:
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Your syphllis shots are wearing off! One simply does not “leave a dump”…that’s bad form!
If the need truly exists, The polite thing to do is to give someone “…a ration of shit”. In lieu of a proper ration of shit, one can always advise their friends of wealth they don’t realize they possess…by advising them “that’s a crock of shit!” when they whine about how poor they are.
Of course , if they are “shitheads” you will never be able to explain any of this to them…which, of course, is because they don’t know shit.
I hope this helps.
Kindest regards,
Hoot: