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who listens to their wife

i was wondering who pays attention to the wife, and what happens if you dont? i find myself not listening to my wife when it comes to buying upgrades for my condor. she just makes faces and stares at me. what about you guys?

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Steve, I adore women and put them on a pedestal, where they belong. I know there is many a good woman to be found. I just ended up with a couple gold diggers. My posts aren’t meant to be interpreted as vindictive. Just throwing out the superlatives for a good laugh.

DH

A picture’s worth a thousand words. 😆

Hmmm . . . earlier this year, my wife told me to get a pellet gun and take care of the rabbits in our yard. I definitely listened, but now I’ve run out of rabbits.

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…OK, then why isn’t that sign hanging in the house?

now, you KNOW the reason for that… It doesn’t match the carpet color!! DUHHHH! 😆 😆 😆

…OK, then why isn’t that sign hanging in the house?

OBTW…Great Sign 😀

The sign I have in my garage says it all.

jba

But Dirty Harry, how do you really feel about women?

I’m with Synopsys on his creed. I know a couple three guys…. old ladies took ’em to the fucking cleaners when they got divorced. I am not kidding. And I mean took them to the FUCKING CLEANERS. Got the house, cars, and cash. All hard working guys that put up with the bullshit from some split tail to keep them happy. That ain’t happening to me. No way some cum spittin’ gutter slut is gonna make off with my Condor’s, Sti, and half of my contracting business. Pre-nup..or sayonara.

This is funny as hell thread…..ROLF

My wife just gave me hell for buying a $90 tent. I told her it came from the $1000 i made selling my talon airgun. She said that that $1000 wasn’t just mine. See the twisted logic there…. Everything links back to them! LOL

I like sex more than I like shooting squirrels.

Haven’t had the chance to shoot squirrels while having sex.

quote TeflonTron:

quote Yellow Ninja:

quote TeflonTron:

My wife worships the ground that I walk on and I love her all the more for it.

Thats pretty common with the mail order brides….

NEIT!!!

DAMN, TOO MUCH LOVE AROUND HERE FOR ME 🙄 🙄 🙄

Maybe I need to switch to the “feminist, earth first, tree hugger, liberal” forum. 😉

You guys crack me up. 😆 😆 😆 😆

quote Yellow Ninja:

quote TeflonTron:

My wife worships the ground that I walk on and I love her all the more for it.

Thats pretty common with the mail order brides….

NEIT!!!

quote TeflonTron:

My wife worships the ground that I walk on and I love her all the more for it.

Thats pretty common with the mail order brides….

My wife worships the ground that I walk on and I love her all the more for it.

Yup, my wife has read it, took what she felt was right about it, but mostly laughed and said ‘ Yeah right, in your dreams honey…’ 😥

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