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2017 Matadors and Lelyas…

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When will the new Matadors be released that have the side-cocking lever???

When will the new Lelya’s be released with the new multi-shot design and re-designed frame?

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quote jameswrx:

New Lelya first please, please, please Ed :8:

That gun will be my first Edgun and the only gun I am waiting patiently to buy.

The Matador guys can wait haha

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Can anyone share what features the new Lelya might have?

I saw a picture that looked like a Lelya, but with a magazine, an offset moderator, and a new “Box like” shape…perhaps I am incorrect, but it appears the new Lelya might have some interesting new features. (Whine…whine…whine…)

Yes…I know, Ed said no previews, but I’m 73, and might be dead before it’s released. I’ve got nothing to lose by asking. Perhaps someone in the know might share a “rumor” and give me a reason to reach my next birthday!!! And…and…I’ve never forgotten that Ed himself…promised me a Shot Show Lelya and then it “disappeared”, but that damn “Ted’s Holdover” made a Youtube video of a strangely similar Lelya, and it’s properties, in a video shortly after! Something didn’t smell right…still doesn’t! Seems I’m owed something… Ted never ‘fessed up…but did suggest he had ended up with something I wanted. Filthy Swine!

Last night I woke up at 4:00 a.m. and had to piss! So…I got out of bed, a bit dizzy when I stood up, but I proceeded towards the bathroom. When I reached it I was still feeling light headed and dizzy. Then everything went black and the next thing I know is I’m lying on the bathroom floor, holding my left jaw with both hands and I remember saying “Now THAT really hurt!!!” Apparently I fainted and fell, hitting my jaw on a marble ledge near the faucet and sink. That’s where it starts to get really sad!!!

My wife called out “Are you all right?”. No sense of panic or alarm in her voice. Then, as I crawled to my knees, I see her sitting on the pot taking a piss. Apparently, after I got up, she decided she needed to take a piss as well. The only way she could have gotten to the pot before me was to step over my unconscious body, and squat down on the pot, before she asked if I was ok!!! That ensured her “first dibbs” on the stool before I could get to it. That’s cold guys…that’s just pretty damn cold!!!

I’ve been married to her 50 years, and she steps over my lifeless body to take a piss, without so much as stopping to check my pulse, or see if I was alive. And people wonder why I spend so much time alone with my dog???

You guys are the only contact I have with real humans…show a little love will you? I don’t need much…a .25 Lelya, a good dog, a dry place to sleep…I don’t eat much and make very little noise. And…I still think Ed owes me a Leyla after the one he promised “went back to the factory for modifications…”

Life is hard. And I know you guys are laughing at my situation! I’m an old man…and for a guy who never gets sex any more, I seemed to managed to get seriously screwed in other ways! It not right, I tell you…it’s just not right!

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PS: Any young readers thinking of getting married….RUN, RUN I tell you! If you ever need love and can’t find it…It can be rented by the hour in LIttle Rock, Arkansas…just check Craig’s List.

New Lelya first please, please, please Ed :8:

That gun will be my first Edgun and the only gun I am waiting patiently to buy.

The Matador guys can wait haha

quote Ed:

I changed the police of the anouncing the new models. Now no anouncing of the samples or experemintal models like it was before, only when I have them ready to be sold for at least few hundreds in my stock I will make an anouncement, no earlier 🙂

Wise decision IMHO

Are you starting to lend samples to airgun shooting associations and airgun shooting magazines in order to have independent reviews?

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quote Hoot:

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When will the new Matadors be released that have the side-cocking lever???

When will the new Lelya’s be released with the new multi-shot design and re-designed frame?

Hoot:

I changed the police of the anouncing the new models. Now no anouncing of the samples or experemintal models like it was before, only when I have them ready to be sold for at least few hundreds in my stock I will make an anouncement, no earlier 🙂

Best way.

Matador with sidelever? Sounds interesting

quote Hoot:

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When will the new Matadors be released that have the side-cocking lever???

When will the new Lelya’s be released with the new multi-shot design and re-designed frame?

Hoot:

I changed the police of the anouncing the new models. Now no anouncing of the samples or experemintal models like it was before, only when I have them ready to be sold for at least few hundreds in my stock I will make an anouncement, no earlier 🙂

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