Boy is the wife gonna kill me…
Went to the little gun show here in Ohio a few days ago, with the intent of buying something.
Since I’m on the Edgun list, I figured I would pick up something to hold-me-over for the next few months. Some little to medium type of gun. I even had a little list all made up of prospective guns..here are a few.
Prod pistol
AA410 .22
AA510 .22
BSA R-10..
A few others in the mid range, If an FX400 or 500 was there..then who knows.
Saw some FX 2000’s…I never heard of em..an older model i think, not on list.
Walked around the place, talked to Dennis Quakenbush (nice guy), spotted a AA410…crap .177.
Checked out a few Corsair 308’s..then a Daystate.
Picked it up , held it, stroked it, played with it. It reached out to me…It whispered in my ear, it held me…
I’m in so much trouble.
Daystate Airwolf MCT .25 cal.
This is one beautiful piece of artwork, it is just georgeous.
Purchased from Randy of Precision Airguns of Michigan.. nice guy.
Please don’t tell the wife…
Randy mentioned he bought this gun from a fella in Hawaii.
Hey Walt-in Hawaii…was this you?
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I am truly blessed.. Oh, I do have a Blue Queensland Heeler. Just in case..
Girl’s like her are truly rare. I’m holding on tight….
My two girls.
94 long trav ranger
oop’s
99.9% of other men envy you. However, a good dog still remains SO much easier to find than a good woman! If you speak the truth…hang onto your woman. She’s a genetic anomaly!!!
With great envy….
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
PS: You are right about the rifle. I’d give what balls I have left to own one!
Unfortunately Glenn, I’ve had both.
The great thing about a dog is…if the dog goes sour on you, you can shoot the damn thing, and no one will fault you for it.
It’s not quite the same with a women…if you shoot her, no one will fault you for doing so, but they will prosecute you.
For those not yet in harms way…I suggest the three prong approach mentioned above. In fact, have someone film you doing it! This way, if you do shoot her, you can claim the Bitch was nuts, and you have film to prove she knowingly married someone who would eat a steak with shit on his fingers, while simultaneously popping two small white pills with a 16 oz bottle of distilled water. It’s conclusive evidence that both of you were nuts well before you got married. They can’t prove “premeditation”, so it’s a “Not Guilty by Virtue of Insanity”. (Check your local laws first…)
You’ll pull 3 to 5 years in an asylum, and be released without conviction.
It’s not a bad deal, and a plea bargain many a married man would give his left nut to obtain, if he could just pop a cap in his wife’s non-stop, yakking, pie hole.
With sincerest regards to the ignorant…
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
Nice rifle.
Hoot, ROTFLMAO… oh my lord.. That’s so funny..
My wife and I were in the same 6th grade class together. Started dating in 7th grade. This summer will be 18 years together. I walked out back yesterday and she was shooting her baikal .177 . I know why I love her.
And she loves, Rc trucks,camping,4x4ing and being country as all get out.
If you want true and undemanding love, buy a dog. If you crave feminine attention, and absolutely must have a genuine bitch in your life, get a female dog!
Any time you feel like you are falling in love, immediately give yourself an enema, take two aspirin with 8 oz of distilled water, and eat a large, well rippled, steak. Do these three things all at once, preferably while your “significant other” looks on in horror, and puzzlement.
You will go to bed much richer and happier for the experience.
Kindest regards,
‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
Hoot you’re a hoot! 😛 😛 😛 😛
I never had a bad dog, had a bad wife once. 🙁
If you want true and undemanding love, buy a dog. If you crave feminine attention, and absolutely must have a genuine bitch in your life, get a female dog!
Any time you feel like you are falling in love, immediately give yourself an enema, take two aspirin with 8 oz of distilled water, and eat a large, well rippled, steak. Do these three things all at once, preferably while your “significant other” looks on in horror, and puzzlement.
You will go to bed much richer and happier for the experience.
Kindest regards,
‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
You fuckers are scaring me!!! 😯
With my wife telling her it was an old gun and I was thinking of trading it in would not work…… She’d just say… “Ok, sure go ahead get rid of that crappy one, get a good one instead… ” i’d b screwed… would have to say I changed my mind…. ROFL!!!!
Rev…with all due respect, not all men married a cold blooded, evil, ball-grinding, bad tempered, heartless Bitch.
The other 99.9% of us, however, have to muster up what courage and determination we have to weather the storm. It is vital for us to use all tools at our command to survive the heat of inter-personal conflict with an evil presence that transcends Satan…whom I personally believe is a woman, or at least trans-gender.
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
That is pure brilliance Hoot!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
I always tell my wife the truth…. I always show her my new airguns… No secrets….. (wouldn’t work anyhow… they know….) Odd though… if it is a gift for them… they can’t even guess…. So buy it for her… and she will never know!!!
With my wife telling her it was an old gun and I was thinking of trading it in would not work…… She’d just say… “Ok, sure go ahead get rid of that crappy one, get a good one instead… ” i’d b screwed… would have to say I changed my mind…. ROFL!!!!
That was my .25 mct. Randy & I did a high dollar trade ,for a.308 Beaumont. Enjoy the wolf,that’s a super nice rifle. Regards Rodney
Nice gun.
“deny, deny, deny, they want to believe you!”
Uncle Hoot, your words should be reqired reading for every high school aged male…worldwide. We shold enshrine your words in an electronic file and e-mail it to every male. Very well said, as usual. Please, regail us with more saged advice. 😉
Married 45 years. Keep your yap shut. Say nothing. Most wives have no interest in their hubbies hobbies (hey…that rhymes!!!) So keep your mouth shut, and you will continue to enjoy the best of your sport.
Eat the recipt. Don’t let it lay somewhere to be discovered. Eat it. The one place she won’t look is in your turds.
Avoid eye contact for two weeks. They are evil and can read minds. After two weeks, the guilt will disappear from your brain.
Most women don’t know one gun from another. If she asks where it came from, your response should be “Good grief! I’ve had this forever. I was thinking about selling it and wanted to see if it still worked. I’m thinking I may just keep it instead.”
Keep your air gun money hidden in a secret secret place.
Never, ever, discuss your hobby. Their brains register dates, times, what you were wearing, what you said. In later conversations their minds automatically match your words against prior comments to see if you are lying. They are evil. They have powers men don’t understand.
Never admit to anything! ie: “Have you been faithful to me?” “Of course I have, LOTS of times!” Don’t lie…they are genetically coded to smell male guilt. ALWAYS tell the truth…just be sure it doesn’t pertain to what they asked.
Never smile. It means you are happy about something. They know it isn’t about the shit they give you every day. By default they surmise you have done something pleasurable…something they know they wouldn’t approve of. Questions will be asked, traps set, ramifications and repercussions will result. Smiling in a marriage is very dangerous.
If, by some horrible chance, you are caught shooting the new rifle, before she can comment, turn to her with a troubled look and state “Honey, I was thinking about trading this in for a new one! What do you think?” Her answer will automatically be “No! There’s nothing wrong with what you have and you know it. Keep what you’ve got, and quit spending money on those things.” This tactic can buy you time.
If you don’t talk about it, or do it, in her presence, she will know you are up to something, but she won’t be able to put her finger on it. She will wait, patiently, until you make a mistake. Don’t make mistakes.
Be strong. You are not alone. We are many, and we pray for each other most nights we are sober.
Yours in manly brotherhood….
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
NICE!!!
looks like you hide in the closet to take the picture 😆
come on man up and tell her she can go buy an equal doller amount in shoes 😉
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Hoot is right. But it helps if you have a gun safe. They never know what is in there. Remember to say “What? I have had this gun for years. I took it out of the safe to see if it still shoots strait. I almost forgot how much I enjoyed shooting it.”. It works every time.