Can anyone in Europe or England get one of these for me?
:hoot:
Gentlemen:
These cost 39.99 Euros, according to their web page, but the U.S. importers want up to $199.00 for them. If my math is right, the 39.99 Euros is about $43.50 USD.
Even with shipping, the cost would be way less expensive if a good soul could find a blue one in L/XL for me.
Here’s their website: http://www.tribord.co.uk/content/easybreath-snorkeling-mask
A $100 markup is too greedy for me, and I’ll do without before I get gouged that bad! Contact me if you can help.
Hoot:
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A friend of mine that has been devorced a number of times is fond of saying – “Don’t bother getting married… just find a bitch you hate and buy her a house!” :biggrinn:
Sweet !!!!!!!
Any man who has shed “mental blood…” from Direct Bitch Contact…would be eligible for assistance!
Hoot:
I lived with a bitch up until last week……… Does that count, or do you have to be stupid enough to marry her to receive free shit ?
Can you get me a job there? My damn wife of 48 years is driving me out of my mind with her non-stop bitching and complaining. If that wasn’t bad enough, my Bitch neighbor watches me like a hawk, even videos my activities, and reports all findings to my wife.
Question: Are “Bitches” a separate life species??? They seem to communicate and get along well with each other, but drive everyone else fucking insane! Men married to genuine, certifiable “Bitches” should be entitled to free psychological care, receive a government stipend to take long vacations with men to hunt, fish, shoot things, and given excess government military equipment for free!
Have you ever been married to a Bitch? If you haven’t…DON’T!!!
Is it true the French hate Americans, and routinely piss in their soup before serving it? I’ve tasted some of their wines, and I don’t know if they know which bottles are coming to America, but I swear some of the brands taste like someone really ill pissed in them! Not all of them…but some for certain! Especially the “Dry” ones.
Thanks for the help with the mask. I am very curious if the markup is just price gouging, or the price shown on their website is wrong. It said “E39”, with two horizontal lines through the “E”! I only have two degrees, but I’m pretty certain that means Euros. However, my judgement can’t be trusted…BECAUSE I MARRIED A NON-STOP, RAVING, RAZOR-TONGUED, BUG-EYED, INSANE, BITCH!!!
As you might speculate…I’ve had a very bad day with her.
Kindest regards to an ex-patriate (will you be returning when needle-dick gets out of office…and if that herpes infected, bleached blond, prune-faced, Queen of All Arkansas Bitches, doesn’t get elected???)
Poor ‘Ol Uncle Hoot: from Toad Suck
Normal, I’m living and working here in France, but I am not French.
Tribord is one of the Decathlon brands, a big sports chain in France. If you’re still interested, I’ll go see after work in one of their stores whether they have it or how to get it and ar which price. I’ll let you know the details then. Ok with that?
Cheers
Sounds good!
Odd, you don’t sound French???
Hoot:
Hell I’d take one too…
Dear Hoot,
Tribord is one of the Decathlon brands, a big sports chain in France. If you’re still interested, I’ll go see after work in one of their stores whether they have it or how to get it and ar which price. I’ll let you know the details then. Ok with that?
Cheers
HOOT , I’am a certifide diver and I must say that until now I have never heard of this snorkel mask . If it is real than it is a break through
in a snorkeling mask and I would say that it is worth every penney that you say it is advertised at . Most diving masks today go for more
than that and up to USA $120 . My last one cost me $85 and it is considered to be a high quality diving mask .
FROM : THE BIRDMAN
if anyone else wants to see pictures of Hoot wearing that retarded mask in action, let’s all contribute $5 so he can buy it. :rofl:
Snork:
The Snorks (alternatively referred to as Snorkelians) are a race of aquatic underwater beings that resemble Smurfs, yet have snorkel-like appendages on their heads that allow them to breathe. They live in an underwater community somewhere near Atlantica that vaguely resembles the Smurf Village, but at the present time of the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series is rather primitive compared to the community that their more modern versions in the original cartoon show appear in.
The Snorks consist of both male and female members of the species, though their method of reproduction is at best uncertain.
Hell, you would look like Laa-Laa, the yellow Teletubbie as well:
Laa-Laa
Laa-Laa is the third Teletubby. She is yellow, and has a curly antenna. She is very sweet and likes to sing and dance, and is often seen to look out for the other Teletubbies.
Isn’t there a lake at your place?
Your planning a amphibious assault on the chicken coup from the lake right ?
With recreational pot getting legal and all – well I just figured… 😆
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HOOT , if you want your old lady to calm down and get off your case try this . Give her $20 and tell her to go to the local GOOD WILL STORE
and tell her to show you the best buy or buys she can make with that $20 bucks and that you will reward her by taking her out to lunch , or
an ice cream , or what ever . It really does’nt matter what she buys , the thing is to make her fell that she has a worth after 48 years of marriage .
Who knows , she may even want to start polishing door knobs .
FROM : THE BIRDMAN