Cricket dealer in USA
Crickets have finally made it to the us. there is a new cricket bullpup distributor
Total 30 crickets walnut stock comin in 8 are spoken for if anyone needs more info on how to obtain one please contact me the gentleman asked me not to post his info 😉
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All I have to say about this chatting:
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Sadly, the “Hippo-Tilt” theory is gaining credibility in the scientific world.
Under this theory, when the world weight mass (wwm) reaches critical proportion, the Earth will slowly begin to twist on it’s axis until the heaviest portion is at the bottom.
When this happens, the United States will become the new Antarctica.
Paleontologists predict over time, these women will evolve fully into Elephant Walruses, and the largest will become the new “Beach Masters”. Under this theory, men will sprout feathers and fly North to get away from these obese bitches.
I realize this sounds far-fetched. But then, who would have predicted America was dumb enough to re-elect a Kenyan-Hawaiian moron President of the United States!
Our only hope is December 21, 2012 when the undead rise from their graves, and feast on the flesh of the living. There is a good chance the fat girls will go down first, giving the rest of us time to regroup and form a viable defense.
Fox News had a special on this very topic late last night, entitled “Walrus Wars”.
Sincerest regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T
It’s not just in Arkansas, they are getting fatter all over the land. Took the kids to Gatlingburg a few years ago and saw more hippoassasaurs than I’ve ever seen in my life. I felt like I was in the first Brontosaur scene in Jurassic Park but with repulsed nausea instead of amazement and awe.
Global warming isn’t caused by excess green house gases, Middle America has gotten so large, it’s shifted the tilt of the north pole.
It is not unfortunate that you have never been in Arkansas, it is a sign God loves you.
Are you allowed to beat your women, if they disobey you?
In Arkansas, when a woman disobeys her man, the old law allowed him to tie her to a tree, and let the vultures eat her.
Unfortunately, this law was changed after the vulture population began to drop to dangerously low levels.
A vulture won’t stop eating until the food is gone. An Arkansas woman weighs 175 to 225 kilos, on the hoof. Even boned and rendered, they still have 125 to 170 kilos of meat left. This caused the vultures to burst and die.
The vulture population is now recovering nicely. Arkansas women are getting even fatter. We are concerned with global warming, the really fat ones will overheat in the Summer, and explode! This could result in injury to working men, valuable dogs, and create a health hazard!
Do you have vultures where you live? Have you ever seen a 250 kilo woman overheat and explode in the heat of Summer? Were any dogs killed?
Kindest regards,
H 😯 😯 T
Hi Hoot,
in the Czech & Slovak is legislative limit set for airgun only for 16Joules (12 ftlb) 😥 and therefore should Cricket set the power sub 12ftlb 🙁
Standard power of cricket is set to 38 joules. For our legislative will be necessary sell two versions of cricket 16J and FAC (38J) What user will do with the power is on own responsibility 😉
Hoot – yes here are very nice woman 😆 Unfortunately I have never been in Arkansas 😕
Right, cricket is producing big muzzle crack without silencer (moderator) and neighbours will angry if you will shoot without them 😆
Octovirus, I got the impression that they may not be permitted where he lives. He mentioned something about why would they not be used, or be permitted to be used….??? Something to that effect.
I know some European countries have some very stringent laws about such things. Is this the case where he’s at?
Curious..
H 😯 😯 T
PS: Are there women where you live? I’ve never been far from Arkansas and learn new things every day on this forum.
😀 I´m understanding good. Very good review as always from alexxxus 😉
Right, cricket is producing big muzzle crack without silencer (moderator) and neighbours will angry if you will shoot without them 😆
Google Chrome translated that beautifully. Heres a sample:
Rifle without moderator makes blatant racket.
Neighbors in the peaceful garden shooting certainly had piles of crap
absolutely do not understand why the moderator vzduchovce prohibited.
😆 😆 😆
Still a good read.
That was very informative and interesting!
Good post! 😀
H 😯 😯 T
http://www.alexxxus.cz/KalibrGun-Cricket-Cvrcek-kalibr-gun-pcp-air-rifle-praha-cal-22-38-joule 😀 Czech review in plastic stock.
Kazzzz, that avatar of your sister is distracting! Even if she is the best built, and friendliest, sixteen year old girl in her school, I don’t think she should be doing that on “Show and Tell”.
I certainly hope she doesn’t do that at the table when eating dinner, or on dates!!!
Although, I do agree that it is a form of “Juggling”!
Kindest regards,
Uncle H 😯 😯 T
http://www.kurversschietsport.nl/shop/luchtwapens—nieuw/crickett-
This is a valid gun dealership in the Netherlands. He’s willing to take Paypal, and ship to the U.S. Use Google.com to get to his website, auto translate, and note his prices. Any Customs fees are not included. You can contact him via his website.
Might be worth checking out, and getting on his list. He’s got a shipment coming in the next week or so.
Regards,
H 😯 😯 T
If you want, I know Fred too.. So if there are any translation problems……. 🙂
I’ve seen him last Sunday 🙂
And EDgun Matador on the wall as the icon 🙂
hey hoot it also says hes got leylas is this true ?
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Kazzz…..I’m thinking you were breast fed until a very late age!!!
Furthermore….where where these women when I was young?
H 😯 😯 T