Edgun arrived at 2:00 PM CST
UPS delivered at 2:00 pm CST.
Standard Matator .22
I got mine first because Ed likes me more than the rest of you!
However, if mine arrived today, yours should be very very soon.
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
PS: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa…I got mine first…nanner nanner nanner!!!
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You ever heard of MS Paint? lol

Owl blind in left eye…

I am pretty sure Tony was in Moscow this past week so I am still confused as
to how he could have shipped the Matador… Something smells like BP….
On June 8th you asked if I knew anyone looking to sell a Matador and on
the 11th you had one delivered… Something is not adding up..
The day I contacted you I called Tony later that afternoon, the Matadors had arrived that morning, I paid him, and the rifle was in my hands by Thursday.
Sometimes good things happen to bad people!
Hoot 😯
PS: You ever try to find a picture of an Owl blind in the left eye????
Here’s the honest truth. I’m building my neighbor a 40′ wide, 20′ deep semi-circular shaped dock on the lake. She got a quote from a dock builder for $35K.
She couldn’t begin to afford that, and was ready to go to a much smaller rectangular dock. They just moved here from Chicago.
I told her I would build it for her and she could pay me whatever she wanted, as long as I got $1550.00 (does that price ring a bell?)
She agreed two weeks ago and I’ve gotten the pilings driven, the ten triple
2 X 8 X 10′ engineered beams glued, screwed, and bolted and mounted on the pilings. Yesterday I finished up mounting 96 joists on 12″ ctc.
Today I cut the semi-circular shape in the joists. Tomorrow I’m going to wire it for lights and start laying deck boards. I’ll be done with this baby by next Tuesday.
Knowing I was covered for the cost, I contacted Tony on Tuesday, he said the Matadors just arrived that morning. I immediately used Paypal, +4% and the Matador arrived Yesterday. I had to wait three days total from order to delivery, to get the rifle. 😀
I just lucked out….period. The money, the rifles, and the opportunity all came within a few days of each other.
Goat, this thing, with the new shroud, is more quiet than my Talon with the GTBJ shroud, and more quiet than my stock Matador. I said MORE quiet! All I hear is a very quiet “pink…” when the hammer releases the air and the next sound is the pellet hitting the target. Ed has said over and over that the loudest sound you hear on these new moderators is the pellet slap on target. The man’s telling the truth. My Matador has zero barrel noise. If I hadn’t heard the pellet slam into that tree, I would have certainly thought it misfired.
If the .25 is as quiet as Ed says, and he hasn’t overstated his product yet, then you are in for one hell of a pleasant surprise from that beast of a gun.
Incidentially, mine came with 200 bar already in the tube. All I had to do was unzip the case and put in a pellet. I couldn’t believe my ears when I fired it.
I’ll get some pics up soon. I’ve been working my butt off on that dock to pay for this thing. That’s a lot of dock for one man with one eye.
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot who has an Edgun and you don’t!
side? Sure is more convenient for a right hander right?
Left??? What left?
Mine is on the right, which is good because my shooting eye is burned out on the left.
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
Why is the right eye on the Owl blacked out?… Which is it?… Right or
left…. Dyslexia?
On June 8th you asked if I knew anyone looking to sell a Matador and on
the 11th you had one delivered… Something is not adding up..
side? Sure is more convenient for a right hander right?
Left??? What left?
Mine is on the right, which is good because my shooting eye is burned out on the left.
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
Why is the right eye on the Owl blacked out?… Which is it?… Right or
left…. Dyslexia?
Hoot, If yours is dead silent, Are you sure that you finally managed to get some air in it?
My 22 cal standard is pretty quiet but not dead silent. I will be very happy if my 25 cal long version is quieter. I will be even happier when it comes in.
No scope mounts? You ordered a Matador, had to wait at least a month for it, and didn’t have scope mounts ready and waiting for it? Don’t give us no shit about being too busy playing with yourself to order some. You could have used one hand long enough to pick up a phone and order some.
Have you tried duct taping a scope to the rails?
side? Sure is more convenient for a right hander right?
Left??? What left?
Mine is on the right, which is good because my shooting eye is burned out on the left.
Whatever it is, the damn thing is more quiet than my Marauder. Ed said the .25 are as quiet, perhaps more than the .22, I don’t see how. How much quieter than dead silent can you get? Of course, knowing Ed, if it can be done he’ll be the one to come up with it.
I can’t shoot the Matador till my 30mm/Weaver rings arrive. Then I can get fancy with the chrony.
Right now I’m tricking out my Crossman Custom Shop 2300, 14″ barrel, with 12gr Boss valve, CF shroud and red dot scope. This is a specialty piece for the local snakes. I collect the skins from the Water Moccasains and Copperheads and send them to Pab. He makes designer condoms out of them. PM him for prices and order forms. (He’ll need actual diameter and length for correct fit, so don’t lie!) For a bit extra, he can install a stainless zipper for those in a hurry. He carries a “Shim Kit” for you pencil dicks. The man thinks of everything! For guys with extra large prostates, he has a “Sewer Main” model that dumps any overflow away from the reproductive tract and into the woman’s sinuses! I don’t know how it works, but he said her nose will run for two to three days afterwards.
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
Hey Hoot, how do you like the new ones with the cocking handle on the left
side? Sure is more convenient for a right hander right?
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Photos of the new GUN, numbnuts!
LOL
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
I was really hoping you were going to say California or Maine – then I would have had a shot. Well, I’ll get it by next week. Until then, how about you stop being so selfish and post a damn photo! 😆
Sure, I can post pictures. Full frontal nudity are $5.00 a shot. I’m offering full front/back nudity for $7.50, but that ends tonight at 10:00 PM CST.
Let me know how many poses you need and I’ll send you my Paypal ID. After payment I’ll email them direct to your private email address…the one you use for “Asian Virgins”.
Any of you other pervs out there want/need naked photos of ‘Ol Hoot???
Pab has some of me in a more natural outdoor, barnyard setting, with a few of his “friends”….however, he wants 5 Pounds Sterling per each, they are full 8″ X 10” color glossey, and he airmails them in a plain brown wrapper to your door, after receipt of a M.O.
Here’s a little teaser to get your juices flowing!!!

Let me know if I can be of further help.
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
I was really hoping you were going to say California or Maine – then I would have had a shot. Well, I’ll get it by next week. Until then, how about you stop being so selfish and post a damn photo! 😆
The old bitch next door knows my shooting eye has gone out, so she had some kevlar vests made for the pullets, thinking I couldn’t make a head shot anymore.

So, I ordered up a “chicken call” from Gander Mountain catalog this afternoon. I’m making a custom gillie suit out of cracked corn and coarse chicken grit.
I’ll call them in, wait till one of them yawns….then shoot it’s bottom beak off, and let it die slowly, painfully, from starvation. From above, the old bitch can only see the top of the beak and think all is well. Meanwhile, the pullet is going through the agony of the damned on its forced starvation diet. This will work because no one I know ever checks a chicken’s bottom beak! AND…you just know that anytime you shoot off half of somethings pecker, it’s going to end badly!
Genius…I’m telling you, pure, evil, genius. Adolph Hitler couldn’t have come up with anything meaner or sneakier!
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
No one ever went to hell, that I know of, for murdering a chicken! There’s not one word about chickens in the New Testiment!
God save the chickens! 😆
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Here’s the copy of the June 8th emails ordering the Matador. The one at the bottom is Tony answering my inquiry about deposits on the order, then my response above that. After that I immediately used Paypal, and no more emails were sent:
On Tue, 6/8/10, Hepotter <hepotter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
$1550.00 total and 4% of that is $62.00, for a grand total of $1612.00
I sure hope I got it right this time.
Thanks for your patience.
— On Tue, 6/8/10, Tony Rudenko <trudenko@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Tony Rudenko <trudenko@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Question?
To: “Hepotter” <hepotter@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 11:32 AM
Hello,
Nothing has changed – the deposit is $150, the remaining balance is $1400 (total $1550).
PayPal payment is +4% (not 0.4%, not 40%).
BTW the guns are in.
Tony