FREE TIN OF PELLETS!!
I have a Free tin of 22 cal H&N barracuda match .
The trick is , you need to make me laugh.
best joke or funny video wins it contest ends next Wednesday.
Keep your eye on the prize!!
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i think roachcreeks got this one lol
polls are closed!!
Little 8 year old girl in a pretty pink dress is walking her pit bull down the sidewalk one sunday afternoon. A new neighbor, coming from church, who recognises her but who has never met her is coming towards her.
He tips his hat in a gentlemanly manner and asks.”That’s a pretty pink dress you have young lady, what is your name?”
She blushes and looks down and replies,” My name is Candy.”
He smiles and is genuinely a nice man, he asks her, “Why do they call you Candy?”
She pivots her toe on the concrete and replies, “Because I like to eat Candy.”
“Oh,” he exclaims and asks, “What is your dog’s name Candy?”
Now looking at him she smiles and says,”His name is Porky.” she is obviously proud of her doggie.
The man asks her ernestly,”Is that because he likes to eat pork?”
She looks innocently at him and replies,”Oh no, it is because he likes to fuck pigs.”
Roachcreek
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Tarzan is summoned to the palace to meet the queen.
The queen knowing that Tarzans mate is an aristocrat from England plans to use that information to bond with him.
When Tarzan meets her everybody bows, except for Tarzan who pounds his chest and says in a loud voice,”Me Tarzan king of the jungle.”
The Queen smiles and says ,”I am Quenn Elizabeth, Queen of all England.”
Tarzan nods and looks around.
The Queen then says, “Tarzan I have heard that Jane is from England, what is her whole name?”
Tarzan looks puzzled and replies,”Janes hole name cunt.”
Roachcreek
my two favorites were the duck face , and the david blaine
those cracked me up the most , some of em I heard and seen before
there were some good ones though 😆
more classic Stoogies
Longer version of the first one….
Part 1
Part 2
3 stooges… LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3s8sEYzHWQ
A Mushroom walks into a bar and tries to take a seat but before he does the bartender tells him they don’t serve his kind. He says why not I’m a fungi!
Bob was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear had his way with Bob.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my cousin and you’ve got two choices – either I maul you to death or we have rough sex.”
Again, Bob thought it was better to co-operate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, “Admit it, Bob, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”
Boy this is gonna be tough . one more day !
😆 That’s pretty clever!! 😉
Mystic Cat
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Sorry i didnt get back to this today guys , kinda got busy , 😡 there’s been a recount