FREE TIN OF PELLETS!!

I win….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

Mexican trained ATTACK dog
😯 😯 😯

-Gran Torino

Dirty Harrys favorite joke I bet.

Drinking with a Michigan Girl…

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Michigan girl are drinking in the bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

Then says, ‘In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcoholic beer( cuz he’s muslim ! ), throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

Say n, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

The Michigan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws her glass into the air, whips out her Colt .45, shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catches her glass, sets it on the bar, calls for a refill, then says,

‘In Michigan, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’

Sam 🙂

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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says:

“I’m looking for the man who shot my pa”.

I don’t know why but I laugh every time I think of it.

–Dan