Freebie from Uncle Wok….for just a picture!!!
I purchased a trigger from WOk, but failed to tell him I have Neanderthal hands, the kind that takes XXL gloves….
Well, Woks trigger was for human hands, and my fingers are more suited to throttling large cloven hoofed farm animals to death.
Wok kindly made me a larger trigger, but stipulated that I donate the original trigger to a forum member.
So, the first forum member to post a picture of his bare butt, and is holding a current front page newspaper next to it, will be entered in the contest. The newspaper is to prove authenticity, and will eliminate any stock photos being used.
The deal is this…the butt cheeks with the most hair on them gets the trigger, shipped, gratis!
Contest runs from now until Monday evening at 6:00 PM CST, when all of our asses are going bankrupt, thanks to a corrupt Congress.
What do you say? Are you willing to give it up for the Gipper???
The final decision is mine, but can be over-ruled by Wok!
Kindest regards,
‘Ol Uncle Hoot
PS: Pictures with your significant other holding the newspaper, next to your ugly butt, with a big smile on her face, will be given extra credit.
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Dude….get that sucker waxed!
Looks brand new…nice and tight. I take it you’ve never been in prison? Technically, I believe that makes you a virgin!!!
Kindest regards,
‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
:whoop:“Chances are our forefathers didn’t have this in mind when they put that Freedom of Speech clause in the Constitution!” :whoop:
na just tron hiding out 😆
Ugh…I think I see a cock peeking out of there 😯
Here ya go hun! The light was just right capturing the hair!
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Hoot, I already have a Wok trigger, and as Syn kindly pointed out, I have a somewhat unhairy skinny white ass, and it aint gonna keep up in the hairy stakes once you Yankee Doodles start unpacking the big guns…. 😆
If you lot ever do, bunch of pussies…. :12: 😆 😆
The “BenneebOy Butt” has often been a subject of conjuncture and wonder among forum members.
Please post it, that others may may learn of the effects of untreaded STDS, alcohol abuse, homosexual activities, animal sexual liasons, and a diet of Cheetos….
Medically speaking:
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
PS: If it’s good enough, hoot may surpurise you with a nice gift.
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Damn I missed out. Can still submit my entry for fun???? 😆
Freud would have scratched his chin and said: “Hummmmm….some kind of repressed attraction to ‘FILTF’!”
At least that’s my take….
Yours in perversion….
Hoot
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Pab,
Back in 87 on cell block C, your nickname would have been………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………CANDY LAND! 😈 😯
Hoot, Pab shows you his butt and you want to give him your trigger…What would Freud say?
Thanks ‘Noid…but you must have had your schlong hanging down below your butt cheeks, ’cause they took the photo off immediately.
Pab…you will receive the genuine, black, Wok-meister, trigger!
PM me your address and I’ll ship it off when the next truck makes it up the mountain.
Kindest Regards,
Senile ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
PS: Wok sent me his new “Gorilla Trigger” and it is a prize to be worshiped. Fits my over-sized dick skinners to a “T”.
Here you go Hoot. I figured you would appreciate a full blown fruit basket.
I don’t wish to be in the running for the trigger. My hands are also XXL and I am currently working on my own hand made design. I would have proudly worn my TAG shirt from winning the “code of conduct” contest for being TAG’s new village idiot, but I never received it. 🙄
So here’s to you HOOT!!! 😆 😆 😆
Dullard!!!
Don’t you recognize a bikini wax when you see one???? Probably has the front shaped like a skinny heart, w/balls.
The man’s got class!
It’s what made the British great, and gave rise to the English term: “Cheeky little bastard, isn’t he?”
Don’t forget…this is the genius who invented the edible shroud! His “American Hero” (whole wheat hoagie, w/jellied blood pudding) shroud voted the quietest moderator in Europe, back in 1997. An afternoon of silent shooting followed by a hearty meal for less than five quid. It was a fortune waiting to happen, gold in his palm! Damn that lead dust poisoning! Damn it to hell!!!
I’ll post my own picture if no one else will.
:9: :9: Disgusted Hoot :9: :9:
Do you shave or are you Japanese… 😯 😆
Newspapers are what old people get who do not know what the internet is 😀
Pabs, I don’t see a newspaper… 😆
Do you shave or are you Japanese… 😯 😆
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Hehe… Don’t be a racist it’s part of my Italian heritage 😆
Thanks! No prison stints and no bi-curiousity. My bung hole still vibrates when I fart 😯