Freebie from Uncle Wok….for just a picture!!!

I purchased a trigger from WOk, but failed to tell him I have Neanderthal hands, the kind that takes XXL gloves….

Well, Woks trigger was for human hands, and my fingers are more suited to throttling large cloven hoofed farm animals to death.

Wok kindly made me a larger trigger, but stipulated that I donate the original trigger to a forum member.

So, the first forum member to post a picture of his bare butt, and is holding a current front page newspaper next to it, will be entered in the contest. The newspaper is to prove authenticity, and will eliminate any stock photos being used.

The deal is this…the butt cheeks with the most hair on them gets the trigger, shipped, gratis!

Contest runs from now until Monday evening at 6:00 PM CST, when all of our asses are going bankrupt, thanks to a corrupt Congress.

What do you say? Are you willing to give it up for the Gipper???

The final decision is mine, but can be over-ruled by Wok!

Kindest regards,

‘Ol Uncle Hoot

PS: Pictures with your significant other holding the newspaper, next to your ugly butt, with a big smile on her face, will be given extra credit.