Grease Lightning
I’ve never had to use silicone grease for anything so I am not familiar with what I could use to lubricate O rings and my Hill Mk3 pump. Will this work?
Lowes has it for $3.97 whereas Pyramid Air is selling them for $14.95 plus shipping
http://www.pyramydair.com/s/a/Hill_Hand_Pump_NLGI_2_Silicone_Grease_40g/3888
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We have them here too. Not only in the Walmart sort of environment, – basically they can be found everywhere……..
The Swedish ones colored yellow and blue, – the Norwegian ones in red, white and blue……..
Not that the colors matter much. They are equally dangerous…….
As you say shot placement is everything, – I’m not so sure about the knees though……
Stampedes are frequent, – and you’ll need a serious multishot to survive……… 😉
Reminds me I need to load a few mags for tonight’s session………. 😀
Dear Uncle Hoot,
Regarding the taking of Arkansas Domesticated Musk Oxen, shot placement is everything. Even more important than caliber. Great care must be taken to hit the only vulnerable spot on the ADMO, lest they become enraged and stampede. This becomes especially dangerous as the herd size grows.
With the aforementioned in mind, the KNEE shot is crucial. Only way to take them down. The knee must be hit.
Also, it should be noted that there are in fact a great many varieties of Domesticated Musk Oxen roaming the entirety of North America. Greatest concentrations tending to be in Walmarts.
Do you live in the mountain region? Do you have any problems with feral musk oxen trampling your yard or garden?
I live in the majestic Ouachita mountain region of the state of Arkansas. We have lots of little critters disturbing my wife’s flower gardens, opossum, racoons , rabbits, squirrels, but especially dozens of white tail deer. Do you have any opportunity to shoot game animals where you live?
I live next to an asshole. Do you have “assholes” in Kurdistan? Are you allowed to shoot them? It’s illegal to shoot an asshole in Arkansas.
I find it interesting to find out how other people live their daily lives in other parts of the world, and this forum offers a unique insight to the rest of the world.
One of my friends is “Sir Ville”. He lives in an ancient land called Finland. He claims it’s so remote and cold, that their dogs freeze in the Winter, and they know it’s Spring when the dogs thaw out and begin to bark! As I understand him, there are no fish in Finland. I find that very strange.
The next time you pass through Arkansas, stop by my house and we can eat fish, discuss assholes, and shoot at my asshole neighbor’s chickens.
Best wishes,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot
Uncle,uncle-you senile old mountain Goat…
You got your facts all mixed up the umpteenth time. Did you forgot to take those pills again? I live in Sweden but i´m born and raised in the majestic Finland where Bear, Wolves and Moose grow to enormous proportions – much like the manly parts of any prime Finnish male.
I ended up in Sweden in the early 90´s while i was participating the great battle of Chernobyl together with the armed forces of Alexander. I chickened out the last minute and took the Thermopyle all the way to the southern Sweden and the plan was to get all the way to Germany and join the Persians but i got drunk and thus left behind here. Still haven´t found my way back.. Is the war still raging on ??
Dear Hoot;
Hahahahahah,, :14: :14: :14: :14: :14: now i understood, Sir, it was not my poor English that i couldn’t understand your words, as i understood you have a funny words for every thing in this world, assholes, yes you are correct assholes like FUCKING saddam :whoop: :whoop: , he killed more than three hundred thousand Kurdish civil, anyhow this is not a place to talk about the political, don’t worry now i become to know that we have so many assholes here in Iraq & Kurdistan, but don’t blame me i cannot take their pics because they are in a high place & very secure,

nice jock Hoot, i enjoyed your posts, words & jocks. :8: :8: :8:
My dear Hemn,
Thank you for the pictures of your home land. It is a wild, desolate, and beautifully remote place. A place where I could be happy minding my own business and causing mischief when the local forest police are looking the other way.
By way of explanation, an “asshole” is a name given to people we don’t like. For instance, Saddam was an “Asshole”! That’s my personal opinion. Others may or may not agree. Hemn, there are also different kinds of “assholes”. There are ignorant assholes, like Barack (Barry Soetoro) Obama. There are ugly assholes, like Nancy Pelosi. There are stupid assholes, like the Yellow forum moderators, and there are idiot assholes, like the United States Congress! Yes, my friend, “Assholes” come in all colors, nationalities, and religions. They are prolific breeders, and every generation seems to have huge numbers of them…this is why many individuals refer to them as “Fucking Assholes!!!”

I’m sorry about the “Musk Oxen” remark, my mistake. They are huge animals that live in different parts of the world. I believe Zocoloco may have some where he lives. In Arkansas, we have women who look like Musk Oxen, and smell roughly the same. They can be found foraging in local Walmart food sections. I may have a picture of some Musk Oxen…
Why yes, here are a couple taken by myself….
Wild Musk Oxen:

Arkansas Domestic Musk Oxen:

As you can see, it would take at least a .25 caliber air gun to bring one of these down. They don’t have quality meat, but their fat can be made into candles…if you can stand the smell.
I hope the Iraqi sanctions end soon, or have ended, and you can find peace in your part of the world.
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 t
Great pictures Hemn! Hoot thanks for the little history lesson, learn something new everyday 🙂
Sir Ville may not agree to that ! 😉
Sweden and Finland may be close, – but don’t mix them up. Finland is where St. Claus lives, and btw. Ed lives just across the border in Russia……
Sweden has all the nice blonds, – still and unfortunately only 8 joules of permitted shooting power. That’s why Sir Ville lives there……
Cheers
Besserwisser Trygve in Norway (Capital of Sweden in the Scandinavian Federation)… 😀
Sweden is the Capital of Finland! When did that change? Huh? Huh???
As for Russia, let’s not forget Hitler’s famous General, Alexander, first tried to invade Russia by crossing the mountains of Britain in 1939, using elephants, but failed when the German armada sank at Pearl Harbor, due to a hurricane which the Japanese called “The Divine Wind”. Hitler was thus forced to march through France, which borders Russia, and crossed the Pyrenees into the Ukraine, previously thought to be impossible, by ingeniously using the then new technology of radar! I also know that Germany eventually lost the war at the battle of Chernobyl, where 300 Russians heroically withstood the onslaught of thousands of Persian troops, which invaded Russia using the Thermopylae high speed rail system. The rest, of course, is history!
I know these things to be factual, because I watch the Military Channel and the History Channel on television.
You see, my friend…history is my hobby. There is little that transpires in the world that escapes my attention! We live in a complex, ever changing world. One must remain alert!
Regards, and no disrespect intended by these minor corrections to your post…
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 t
Hi Hoot;
to be honest, i really don’t understand this (feral musk oxen trampling)?!! and ( asshole )!!?? could you please send some pic so that i can understand,, SORRY FOR MY POOR ENGLISH,,, but we have several kinds of wild animal and birds, we have Deer, goat, big horn sheep, squirrel, rabbit, red legged partridge, pheasant, quail, a tons of Federal pigeons, Doves, another type of dove but this one is smaller than Dove, sparrows, and from autumn to middle of spring we have starlings ( which is my favorite hunting ) and we don’t have racoons, and so many animals which is exist in USA, YOU ARE LUCKY GUYS, i have seen in youtube how many types and kinds of different animals do you have over there,
currently i am living in city but i am from the mountain villages that you mentioned, my villages are quite attractive, and we have every natural foods, there are a plenty of natural spring water there, our peoples there still drinking natural water, and they are more healthier than us that we are living in cities,
My village’s name is ( Hawraman ) here is the picnic season and all peoples are coming from everywhere,,,,

another pic ( here we have a huge Red Legged partridges )

I am in the down if you can spot me

me in a small cave and a pure spring water is come out in between stones

as for hunting we are not allowed to hunt openly, due to limited quantities of any kind of animals here, we have a special forest force for protecting animals form the hunter’s spotting, ( but they are occasionally do hunting ) hahahahaha,, 😉 😉 😉 don’t tell anybody,,
Travel to USA was quite difficult before but US consulate announced that every Iraqi citizen can get US visa, that is a good chance :8: :8: & i might have chance to visit US, i have my friends there and my relatives as well,,
Dear Hoot; we are just starting from ZERO point of every thing due to the sanctions on Iraq,
go back and read how i could find out the way to import my air rifles to Iraq, i spent three years (researching on the web) for two air rifles :4: :4: :4: :5: :1: ,, funny isn’t it?, i will record my mane in Geens Book,
as our big brother Trygve said; Cheers from Hemn.M Pretending he’s not trying to find out the way to import his dream air guns to my country and i am not waiting as well. :3: :3: :3:
Do you live in the mountain region? Do you have any problems with feral musk oxen trampling your yard or garden?
I live in the majestic Ouachita mountain region of the state of Arkansas. We have lots of little critters disturbing my wife’s flower gardens, opossum, racoons , rabbits, squirrels, but especially dozens of white tail deer. Do you have any opportunity to shoot game animals where you live?
I live next to an asshole. Do you have “assholes” in Kurdistan? Are you allowed to shoot them? It’s illegal to shoot an asshole in Arkansas.
I find it interesting to find out how other people live their daily lives in other parts of the world, and this forum offers a unique insight to the rest of the world.
One of my friends is “Sir Ville”. He lives in an ancient land called Finland. He claims it’s so remote and cold, that their dogs freeze in the Winter, and they know it’s Spring when the dogs thaw out and begin to bark! As I understand him, there are no fish in Finland. I find that very strange.
The next time you pass through Arkansas, stop by my house and we can eat fish, discuss assholes, and shoot at my asshole neighbor’s chickens.
Best wishes,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot
Hmmmm…..
I’ve known that method for years. No need for fancy research. I am the living proof…… 😉
(unfortunately at my age, staring at them may be the only option……… 😳 )
Zoco, I know your secret to staying young and healthy:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578
Sir Ville may not agree to that ! 😉
Sweden and Finland may be close, – but don’t mix them up. Finland is where St. Claus lives, and btw. Ed lives just across the border in Russia……
Sweden has all the nice blonds, – still and unfortunately only 8 joules of permitted shooting power. That’s why Sir Ville lives there……
Cheers
Besserwisser Trygve in Norway (Capital of Sweden in the Scandinavian Federation)… 😀
Sir Ville may not agree to that ! 😉
Sweden and Finland may be close, – but don’t mix them up. Finland is where St. Claus lives, and btw. Ed lives just across the border in Russia……
Sweden has all the nice blonds, – still and unfortunately only 8 joules of permitted shooting power. That’s why Sir Ville lives there……
Cheers
Besserwisser Trygve in Norway (Capital of Sweden in the Scandinavian Federation)… 😀
Hoot,
had there been Fish in Finland.. it would have been Fishland 🙂
Hi Hemn!
Do you live in the mountain region? Do you have any problems with feral musk oxen trampling your yard or garden?
I live in the majestic Ouachita mountain region of the state of Arkansas. We have lots of little critters disturbing my wife’s flower gardens, opossum, racoons , rabbits, squirrels, but especially dozens of white tail deer. Do you have any opportunity to shoot game animals where you live?
I live next to an asshole. Do you have “assholes” in Kurdistan? Are you allowed to shoot them? It’s illegal to shoot an asshole in Arkansas.
I find it interesting to find out how other people live their daily lives in other parts of the world, and this forum offers a unique insight to the rest of the world.
One of my friends is “Sir Ville”. He lives in an ancient land called Finland. He claims it’s so remote and cold, that their dogs freeze in the Winter, and they know it’s Spring when the dogs thaw out and begin to bark! As I understand him, there are no fish in Finland. I find that very strange.
The next time you pass through Arkansas, stop by my house and we can eat fish, discuss assholes, and shoot at my asshole neighbor’s chickens.
Best wishes,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot
Hemn you actually called Pyramid Air from Iraq? That’s air gun dedication right there hahahahha. Thanks again for the info below, very helpful.
Donny;
Yes, i have spoken to them through their online chat, in fact i tried though my cell phone but i couldn’t get them for some reason, and i have ordered my complete air rifle set from them two times, ( i have paid for shipping cost almost the same value for the items ) they have a good capability for shipping air guns to outside of US, especially to Iraq, they are very very helpful, I have a long story with them already, hahaha, maybe you not believe me i have sent emails to almost %95 of the world websites to know whether they have ability to ship air rifles to Iraq or not? Pyramyd air and AOA can do it only.
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