Hoot for Mutant man of the year award
Ok with all the good information Hoot has given on the Mutant,
I vote HOOT gets the Mutant man of the year award,
That gives you a 50% discount on the new 25 Mutant coming out in November,
a 25 % discount on all Mutant parts ,
A free trip and air fare to the company that makes the Mutant, and a tour of the factory,
And 25 rolls of toilet paper for all the bull shit I just said, :hoot: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
\Mike
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:suprisedn:
wasn’t that from the canoe trip of 2010??
is that a single shot, or semi auto? :rofl:
Nothing to laugh at, my Boy. Moon River is serious business.
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:rofl: :rofl:
wasn’t that from the canoe trip of 2010??
” Moon River ….”
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Dear Semi-literate coloney of castrated Gibbons!!!
I find it interesting that you insult your mental superiors with remarks that could only result from your mental processes being affected by a combination of Peyronie’s Disease, and a bad case of untreated Pinworms!
Tonight, having studied my own materials carefully….I, and I alone, will attempt to de-gas my Mutant Shorty! This, in preparation to install Dman’s “Cottage Cheese Tube Thing” in order to get my fps up to 950 fps with JSB 18.1 grains.
Yes…fall back in shock ye one-fingered typists!!!
Zonk…put away that Wedding Night Training Aid that your wife’s father gave you the day you got married. And you wondered why she was so pissed that night when you told her it helped arouse you if she would start barking…although tossing her a Liver Snap after sex was a nice touch! Is it true she begged for seconds? (liver snaps…not sex)
Sincere regards retards….
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
Damn right !!
I got this weird urge for Liver Snaps now.!!!
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I got my spacer cheese ordered, I hope you get the 18grs to 900 with it,
I hate keeping 16grs for the Mutant and 18 grs for the Cricket, I just want to stock one pellet at 18grs.
I may just have to send my gun to Dman because I hate having screws left over,
Hacksaw Mike. :whistle: :whistle:
:hoot:
Don’t call me “Shirley”….
Hoot:
Surely you need to adjust the reg to get 950 fps? Or have you done so?
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Dear Semi-literate coloney of castrated Gibbons!!!
I find it interesting that you insult your mental superiors with remarks that could only result from your mental processes being affected by a combination of Peyronie’s Disease, and a bad case of untreated Pinworms!
Tonight, having studied my own materials carefully….I, and I alone, will attempt to de-gas my Mutant Shorty! This, in preparation to install Dman’s “Cottage Cheese Tube Thing” in order to get my fps up to 950 fps with JSB 18.1 grains.
Yes…fall back in shock ye one-fingered typists!!!
Zonk…put away that Wedding Night Training Aid that your wife’s father gave you the day you got married. And you wondered why she was so pissed that night when you told her it helped arouse you if she would start barking…although tossing her a Liver Snap after sex was a nice touch! Is it true she begged for seconds? (liver snaps…not sex)
Sincere regards retards….
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
And this is proof that Hoot and Ville bonded….
wasn’t that from the canoe trip of 2010??
I vote HOOT gets the Mutant man of the year award,
That gives you a 50% discount on the new 25 Mutant coming out in November,
a 25 % discount on all Mutant parts ,
A free trip and air fare to the company that makes the Mutant, and a tour of the factory,
And 25 rolls of toilet paper for all the bull shit I just said, :hoot: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
\Mike
You Bastard !
I just ordered three ( 3 ) Mutants and a buttload of spares for all those damn Pea Guns. I left a message with my order ” Hoot discount ” and they replied : ” Go fuck yourself “. I’m a bit worried that i’ve been sucked into a deal i don’t like. Memories of Canoe trips down to the mighty Toad Suck Creek come to my mind again. Thanks for nothing , Ride!
I owe you one …
That said : The Uncle deserves the ” Mutant of the year ” award. After all he’s the only mutating thing on the TAG. Red trunks to pink bra’s and whatnot – the man is a Chameleon . Or a Mutant ..
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You dare to call me , a fair Finnish Prince , to a Swede one more time …
Are those the Hogs that couldn’t stand the heat ??
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:hoot:
Syphilis infested Swedish swine!!!
Kind regards,
Gentle and loving Uncle Hoot:
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I think a little blue pill, serious malice, and promises of a free Mutant were involved in that wretched business.
DT